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Posted by TheProdigy1 pt Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Rain disappoints, what else is new?

World renown star Rain is performing all around Asia and is currently in Japan meeting large groups of horny fans. However, news has just come in that Rain was supposed to have a performance in Shanghai on the 10th which was canceled. The reason this news is coming so late is because J-Tune Entertainment (Rain's entertainment label) waited to release an official apology to the public until the 13th. Newsen had a telephone interview with an official at J-Tune about the sudden cancellation:

"Time was imminently short and even the basic preparations were not ready. Due to these conditions we inevitably had to decide to cancel the performance. We see that this cancellation is a large inconvenience to Rain's Chinese fans but the Asia tour is advancing and there will be many other opportunities to meet Rain."
Of course news of this cancellation was already common knowledge leaving the Chinese fans pissed for three days. What a terrible cover up. Everyone knows that the Asian tour is just a sexual odyssey for Rain so this is my simple yet totally full proof theory: Having already been in China for the 2008 Olympics, Rain quickly grew tired of all the Chinese girls asking for his sweet and sour sauce.

  1. RAIN
  2. JTUNE ENTERTAINMENT
  3. FAILURE
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