2% CFs Present A Tearful And Badass Big Bang

Before conquering Japan, the large onomatopoeia group has filmed four fifteen-second CFs for the beverage company 2%. The concept involves one sob story for each blood type. Since Seungri and G-Dragon both belong to the A blood group, they kinda sorta share their CF, and the maknae (Seungri) also makes a cameo in TOP's CF. Kudos to elaisvipp for the videos, and bigbangnyuh for the translations (turn on captions for the subs) When I first watched this CF, I swore it was G-Dragon that said "I came to love Seung Ri". It would've been more interesting with that Heechul twist. I know that you're all thinking that this is TOP-Hyori part deux, but netizens are reporting that the "easy woman" is actually Lee Min Jung, who played Goo Jun Pyo's girlfriend during his memory loss in the hospital on Boys Before Flowers. And a quick tip to the horde of girls who want to be on TOP: play hard to get. Taeyang has got to be the biggest BAMF this side of Bruce Lee. I mean, the crazy bitch is shrieking her head off, and he simply revs up the orchestra and takes a sip. When she friggin' shatters his window with her four-inch pump, the mohawked man slips on his shades, sexily tongues the words "the end", and cruises away. Damn. Only the Dumber to Yoo Jaesuk's Dumb could go from laughter to tears with essentially the same facial expression. He could do without the dandelion though, unless he's going for some kind of aegyo effect. V.I.P's can also celebrate, as it's Big Bang's 1000th day! Congrats to YG's greatest prize.