Who's the Pervert That Dared to Lick Goo Hara's Butt?

On the newest episode of Invincible Youth, Kara's Goo Hara received quite a shock when she felt something touch her butt. As it turns out, some rather daring pervert had licked her butt while she had her back turned. Who would dare to do such a thing? Kim Tae Woo? Inappropriate fanboys? Kim Shin Young? That Goo Hara biased cameraman? Nope, it was a cow. The action happens at 0:21 into the video: Thanks cutegurl3087 for the tip. I'm sure that after watching this, fanboys would gladly sell their souls to trade place with the cow, and so would I. I mean if you think about it, life as a cow isn't that bad. All you have to do is roam the fields all day long enjoying the warm sun on you bare back without a care in the world. I think I can even manage the eating grass part because thanks to my mom, I'm used to it. Every Saturday morning, after my dad has mown the lawn, my mom would scoop up some of the freshly cut grass, put it on a plate and tell me to eat my vegetables. You think being forced to eat broccoli is rough? Try eating grass. Sure the freshly cut grass smells great, but when your poop comes out a solid green, you know something's not right. The only thing I don't think I can handle is the milking. I am definitely not cool with someone yanking on my nipples hoping to squeeze some milk out of me. It's not because I'm selfish and don't want to share my milk, it's just that I have a fear of people touching my nipples. Ever since my mom caught me trying to steal cookies from the cookies jar, I have never been the same. She gave me a titty twister so hard that it should be renamed to titty ripper instead. Now I can't even take off my shirt at the beach because people might notice that I only have one nipple. All you people out there that keep on complaining to me about having a third nipple, stop your bitching! You can always get that third one removed! What the hell am I going to do about my missing nipple?!