Korea’s sexiest Kpop star Lee Hyori just signed a deal with the clothing brand GUESS to model their new line of women’s jeans. A spokesperson from GUESS’s Korea branch stated that the reason why they selected Lee Hyori to model their new line of women’s jeans is because of her captivating charm and her sexy figure. He went on to say that Lee Hyori is the perfect celebrity to represent and model GUESS Jeans. The new line of GUESS Jeans that Hyori will be modeling will hit store shelves sometime in August. There are no pictures of Hyori modeling the jeans yet, but pictures from Hyori’s Hyundai China ad as well as behind the scenes photos of her and Wilber Pan filming the Hyundai China CF surfaced on the internet a few days ago. I think it’s kind of ironic that Hyori is going to model for GUESS Jeans given the fact that wherever she goes the males all around her probably try to guess the right thing to say to her in an effort to get Hyori out of her jeans. I know I would be no different. Me: Hi, my name is Allroy. I’m a big fan of yours. Hyori: Thank You. Me: Damn girl, you are so fine. I’ve been wanting to get you pregnant for years. Hyori: What did just you say?! Me: Uhhh. I said, “Do you want to go out later for a couple of beers?” Hyori: *chuckles* I don’t think so. Me: Can you sign something for me then? Put “To Oscar a.k.a. Magic Rod. Thanks for being my longest and thickest fan. You’re built like a tall can of beer and I would love to free you from your denim prison. Love you long time, Lee Hyori.” Hyori: What? Wait a minute… Isn’t your name Allroy? Who is Oscar? I also think you meant to say “biggest fan” not “longest and thickest fan”… Never mind. Where do you want me to sign? Me: Well…it’s not as specific, but I suppose “biggest fan” would work too. Oh yeah, “Oscar” is the formal name I gave to my “Mr. Big,” if you know what I mean, and you can sign right here in between my belly button and Oscar. Make sure you get your face real close while you’re signing too. I want to take a picture and photoshop Oscar into it later. Hyori: You can’t be serious. Me: As serious as a heart attack. Hyori: Sorry, I’ve got to go. *briskly walks away* Me: Wait. Where are you going? You haven’t signed my happy trail yet… Forget you Hyori! Sung Yuri was always my favorite Fin.K.L member and she’s better looking than you!… Wait! I take back what I just said! You’re the hottest woman ever! I want you to be the mother of my children! Comeback!!!