Because I was supposed to see you in the X-Men Origins: Wolverine trailer, however, humans need to blink, and every time I did, I missed you. But I must say, the little snippets I did see, were hot... unfortunately all my dirty thoughts were soon taken away by the beached whale creepy fat guy that kept popping up. Daniel Henney is too hot to be around all these inferiors... in fact, Hugh Jackman shouldn't be on the movie poster at all. Here's my exclusive, expertly photoshopped poster: Unfortunately we won't be seeing Danny boy until May 1st, 2009. Check out the trailer below: