What's This RED VELVET Is Cute Business?

*****UPDATE 2020-01-21

This thread is 2 years old!

I've changed my mind since then. But someone revived it.

I wasn't a REVELUV at the time and frankly... wasn't thinking straight at the time. They definitely have a cuteness about them I wasn't acknowledging.

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What's This RED VELVET Is Cute Business?



What's going on here?

There I was dubbing RED VELVET as "quirk-tastic" (when they're not smooth-seducing my ass with Velvet concepts.). Perhaps "murderous-quirk" at times.

But cute????

Listen. As a fanboy who gets up for cute in the morning...

RED VELVET ain't cute.

At least not in the way I would ever be at all motivated to titled them such.

I mean they aren't "hard" either.

Murderous maybe.. haha.

I still bristle yet become strangely excited at the sight of Yeri with a crossbow ready to take a guy out.

But yeah not cute.

Are some of you confused on what cute is?

No no no... Don't feel bashful.

We all go a little crazy at times. Lose our heads.


Here.... a refresher free of charge from your resident fanboy and cute stan.


This is cute.



Awwww... SO ADORABLE!


This is not cute.



Actually this is what they call "Yeri with a fucking crossbow about to kill a pizza dude" aka "murderous-quirk".


In any case I'm glad we had this talk.

I'm gonna go make some coffee and search up some cute gifs of Tzuyu to wake myself up this fine morning.

If I'm feeling daring I might watch Peekaboo later and imagine myself being killed by Yeri and friends.

Bliss.



Bye friends!





EDIT:

@Abeamus told me I sound mad in my OP. I promise you I'm not mad or angry. I'm here with my cat on my lap drinking coffee smiling.





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Their Red side isn't cute in my opinion.

 

I still don't really think of their songs as cure though.

More quirky.

 

I will!

 

I'm not haha.

I'm amused.

Do I come across as mad?

 

I see that you mean.

That's a good point about CRAYON POP..

I do consider Bar Bar Bar as a combo cute/quirky/goofy concept.

 

I am okay.

I think I've failed at this writing assignment lol.

I thought my OP was a sort of joking/amused tone.

But everyone's saying I sound upset.

I blame it on the fact I wrote it before I had coffee this morning.

 

This is a strange morning.

Did you just say you agree with me.

Lol.

Don't worry I won't get used to it.