What do men do with their penis when they put on their pants and wear them ?

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  1. Utsukushiiii

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    Hello,

    I'm female and wondering in what kind of position males put their penisses when they put on their pants ? I'll assume that all of you are well endowed, so how do you squeeze it into your pants ? And how well do the positions work when you get an erection ? Are only positions 1,2, 3 erection friendly and the rest not ?


    I'm currently writing my Bachelor in it, so here is my thesis:


    It depends on your political view, like right wingers will put it more right, left wingers more left. And the moderates put it nicely into the middle. I also think that when you visit saunas and similiar things you can find people with the same views like you by the position of their penis when they put on their pants.


    Depending on the length, I also think that before you put on your pants, you have to stretch it a little, or roll it (Warning, if you live on the north side of planet earth clockwise otherwise the opposite) or for those who can't remember that, around their balls.


    Folding like a paper is also an option but we all know that you only can fold a paper 7 times and some dicks are too big.



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    But even those have an option like they can put it like a leg holster around their thighs. (Of course you have to decide your political orientation before that) and it enables you to decorate your dick with gold chains, metal chains or stuff like that (if it's metal, you need to galvanize it before that because metal might not be stainless)



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    Anyone here with a PHD in Penis positioning or who is currently planning to get one who can confirm my thesis? I'm looking for answers.
     
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    The only thing that boggles me is how men can pull off wearing very tight skinny jeans.
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    I'm a girl and I barely have room in there sometimes :confused::eek:
     
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    lol the same thread is on OH. the responses there are hillarious haha
     
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    To answer the title, I remeber a few years ago a bunch of boys measured them with the school rulers...in class
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    lol....do answer honestly or not.....meh fuck it... i'll humour it...

    there are many thngs that determine how comfortably your penis sits...
    1. Type of underwear (Briefs, Fitted trunks, Boxers... there are many different types)
    2. how Spacious the groin area in the jeans, pants ot trousers
    3. whether your a grow-er or a show-er... (growers have an easy time with position but erections still pose an issue, as for some it twice the size or more of their flacid state, hence tight pants is a risk..)
    4. basic postions (to right, to the left, centre bulge, etc)
    special cases..
    5. erection position (which is pretty much the same as basic postioning with the added up position straped down by tight belt or waist band of underwear or trousers etc. option)

    Obviously most of these are not followed in succession, its usually if its uncomfortable adjust it to a comfortable position, when needed. very simple.
     
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    They may be grow-ers more than show-ers... or they tuck or push it inside.....(yeah you can do that)
     
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    use a rope to prevent any weird boner accident.

    (boners are so random, literally sometimes i get random ones on the most random time possible)
     
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    Tucking it just to get into a pair of skinny jeans....that's....not as surprising as it should be, sadly

    My friend wears jeans like those, I'll ask him if he tucks it. Should be an interesting conversation
     
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    I meant more tucking their penis between their legs (its a sort of drag queen trick, like taping it down but tight boxers can do that also), or pushing the penis inside itself lol

    (I know more about the male sex then i do about my own.... i definitely was a boy in my previous life..)
     
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    I know but he once told me he only wears boxers, which aren't tight underwear. I'm still gonna ask if he tucks or pushes his penis inside, see how uncomfortable I can make the atmosphere ^^
     
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