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    Uh Oh. Your Bias Is DRUNK!

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    Hello All! Another fine day here on the forum. Time to do a little theoretical exercise. And because I know that sounds boring as hell, let's make it about sin and vice so the kids at the back don't fall asleep. Hell everyone loves drugs right! Even Freeform (the station formerly known as ABC Family) has 13 year old alcoholics, so ya know if Disney approves...shit it must be all good!


    Let's all make our own little fan fiction!!! Sounds fun right?! Everyone loves fan fiction! or not

    this shit is probably too complicated but what the hey

    So let's begin....

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    There you are outside of your favorite Korean club. You're low-key waiting around like some sasaeng fan (actually I think this is like the definition of sasaeng behavior) hoping to spot some idol crush of yours. After about an hour of waiting you're about to declare all hope lost when....... what do you see!!! But ***INSERT BIAS NAME***! HOLY SMOKES! Do my eyes deceive me? It's ***INSERT BIAS NAME***!

    As you watch them come out of the club, you start to notice they don't look too well. In fact they're swaying around with their hand on the side of the building and they look like they just might puke!

    Uh Oh. ***INSERT BIAS NAME*** is DRUNK!

    Being the angelic sasaeng you are, you quickly take action! Time to save the day! Let's help them!

    You move towards the poor unfortunate drunk idol cautiously as to not scare them, all the while repeating the mantra in your head.... Don't fangirl(boy) don't fangirl(boy) DON'T FANGIRL(BOY)!

    You lightly put your hand on their shoulder and give your bestest most non-stalkerish smile! "Hi I was wondering if you needed any help? You don't look so good!"

    The drunk idol responds.... *slur...... unintelligible response.... hiccup....slur...*

    "Boy... this is serious." You exclaim to yourself.....

    I better call................***INSERT FORUM USER YOU TRUST*** They'll know what to do!

    I can send ***INSERT BIAS NAME*** home with them! I trust them because..........***EXPLAIN WHY YOU TRUST THE USER***.

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    So boys and girls! WHO WILL YOU CALL? Which user do you trust to help take you bias home with them and take care them while they're drunk! PICK CAUTIOUSLY! After all, your bias is in bad shape and you need someone who won't take liberties and will get them home safely! This is your ULTIMATE BIAS, this shit is important!

    So... copy and paste the script above... Tell us your very own fan fiction!!

    Feel free to jazz it up with some photos if you like!

    let's see this thread flop!


    Go! Go! Go!





    Here's Mine:
    There you are outside of your favorite Korean club. You're low-key waiting around like some sasaeng fan (actually I think this is like the definition of sasaeng behavior) hoping to spot some idol crush of yours. After about an hour of waiting you're about to declare all hope lost when....... what do you see!!! But Yoona! HOLY SMOKES! Do my eyes deceive me? It's Yoona!

    As you watch them come out of the club, you start to notice they don't look too well. In fact they're swaying around with their hand on the side of the building and they look like they just might puke!

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    Uh Oh. Yoona is DRUNK!

    Being the angelic sasaeng you are, you quickly take action! Time to save the day! Let's help them!

    You move towards the poor unfortunate drunk idol cautiously as to not scare them, all the while repeating the mantra in your head.... Don't fanboy don't fanboy DON'T FANBOY!

    You lightly put your hand on their shoulder and give your bestest most non-stalkerish smile! "Hi I was wondering if you needed any help? You don't look so good!"

    The drunk idol responds.... *slur...... unintelligible response.... hiccup....slur...*

    "Boy... this is serious." You exclaim to yourself.....

    I better call................ @soshilovelife. They'll know what to do!

    I can send Yoona home with them! I trust them because..........She's a Disney Princess. Aurora to be exact. We confirmed as much in @Drew_B_Part_2's thread the other day. Everyone knows Disney Princesses are model citizens. Plus I know she loves Yoona and will watch out for her. Plus it's beneficial that's she female. Wouldn't want poor hungover Yoona waking up next to some random guy! THE HORROR! So @soshilovelife seems the preferred option. We'll go with her. Hopefully pretty Yoona will be able to sleep it off under the careful care of Aurora.

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    No one...I trust no one.

    I'll take them home myself. :sketchyk:
     
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    He's too drunk for that. Wheat only stands straight up when it's dry.
     
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    Eh... I had a client cancel on me. So I had some time to spare.

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    Ok jk I'll probably help him by myself since I don't have friends :waterr:
     
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    *waits for someone to fill out script*

    :)
     
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    Oooh, fun!!

    There you are outside of your favorite Koreanclub. You're low-key waiting around like some sasaeng fan (actually I think this is like the definition of sasaeng behavior) hoping to spot some idol crush of yours. After about an hour of waiting you're about to declare all hope lost when....... what do you see!!! But Bang Yongguk! HOLY SMOKES! Do my eyes deceive me? It's Bang Yongguk!

    As you watch them come out of the club, you start to notice they don't look too well. In fact they're swaying around with their hand on the side of the building and they look like they just might puke!

    Uh Oh. Bang Yongguk is DRUNK!

    Being the angelic sasaeng you are, you quickly take action! Time to save the day! Let's help them!

    You move towards the poor unfortunatedrunk idol cautiously as to not scare them, all the while repeating the mantra in your head.... Don't fangirl(boy) don't fangirl(boy) DON'T FANGIRL(BOY)!

    You lightly put your hand on their shoulder and give your bestest most non-stalkerish smile! "Hi I was wondering if you needed any help? You don't look so good!"

    The drunk idol responds.... *slur...... unintelligible response.... hiccup....slur...*

    "Boy... this is serious." You exclaim to yourself.....

    I better call @chekas1292 They'll know what to do!

    I can send Bang Yongguk home with them! I trust them because she seems I like a kind, considerate and caring person. Plus, I promised I'd pay her $50.





    And I know that Zico is my UB but I'm in a BYG mood today :3
     
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    Because she has the same amount of love I have for Yeri. This means she will know exactly what is the best thing to do for her. I trust her because anyone who likes Yeri can only be an angel sent from the Heavens above
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    Yes! You filled out the script! :)
     
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    No script???

    You broke the rules but I will accept it.

    Thanks for playing!

    :)
     
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    I'd take TOP home myself tbh, I know the cure for drunks and hangovers. :p
     
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    There you are outside of your favorite Korean club. You're low-key waiting around like some sasaeng fan (actually I think this is like the definition of sasaeng behavior) hoping to spot some idol crush of yours. After about an hour of waiting you're about to declare all hope lost when....... what do you see!!! But Jessica ! HOLY SMOKES! Do my eyes deceive me? It's ICE QUEEN JESSICA!

    As you watch them come out of the club, you start to notice they don't look too well. In fact they're swaying around with their hand on the side of the building and they look like they just might puke!

    Uh Oh. QUEEN Jess is DRUNK!

    Being the angelic sasaeng you are, you quickly take action! Time to save the day! Let's help them!

    You move towards the poor unfortunate drunk idol cautiously as to not scare them, all the while repeating the mantra in your head.... Don't fangirl, don't fangirl, DON'T FANGIRL!

    You lightly put your hand on their shoulder and give your bestest most non-stalkerish smile! "Hi I was wondering if you needed any help? You don't look so good!"

    The drunk idol responds.... *slur...... unintelligible response.... hiccup....slur...*

    "Boy... this is serious." You exclaim to yourself.....

    I better call................ @BritishSone He'll know what to do!

    I can send Jessica home with him! I trust him because he has fiance and he won't pounce on my baby :yesr:
     
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    But that's cheating!

    :)
     
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