Ugly Truths In Adult Life

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Are u a mature, sensible adult?

  1. I was half a virgin when I met him

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  2. Everyone in Africa can read Swedish

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  3. Is your muffin buttered?

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  4. I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?

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  1. howmoist

    howmoist Super Rookie

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    Waving goodbye to your coworkers when your shift ends on a busy day
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    When a customer tries speaking to you when you're clearly busy watching important news
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    Friend: I'll order a burger w/ extra fries
    Me: hehe loser. I'll have a salad WITHOUT dressing THANK U.
    Also me: *takes one bite* regrets everything
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    Getting a 0.5% discount offer after spending millions upon millions of dollars on clothes and makeup
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    Drinking booze for the first time
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    Mom: smile for this pic u ungrateful hoe
    Me:
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    When your younger siblings made fun of you for your grades, then realize the struggle when they grow up themselves
    Me: It's fine. Now gimme ur charger
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    Listening to old Jonas Brothers' songs after they announced their comeback
    I can finally die in peace now
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    When you and your girlfriends get deep about her relationships and tells u she probably gon die alone
    Me: no bitch u are a strong, independent hoe and u gon get through this drought
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    Before: oh my god why don't I shop online more often? It's so fkn convenient!
    After: oml what have I done...
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    Breaking all sorts of safety regulations at work and turning to the new coworker like
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    Yseki Diesel

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    It has ups and downs.
     
  3. princess101

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    I can relate with:
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    11. (Not safety regulations but I've broken a couple of rules . . .)
     
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    Is this me
     
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  5. howmoist

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    This is perfect :angryr:
    I'm not even an adult yet but this has me prepared
     
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  7. howmoist

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    You are hereby prepared to struggle! ;) the bestest of luck to you
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    It doesn't get better.
     
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    I feel like it's more of a roller coaster. It doesn't exactly get better forever but the current pains lessen, which might then be replaced with new ones
     
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    Sure, ever since the Fall.
     
  11. howmoist

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    Are you referring to that Irish show??
     
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    No. I was referring to the first Man and Woman defying God.
     
  13. howmoist

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    I mean sure!
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