The Best New Years Gift I Could Ask For Thank the gods. Aristotle. And Pinnochio. Sound the trumpets. Strike up the band. Sing mother fucking hallejuhah. CHIPMUNK LIVES!!!!!! CHIP....MUNK.... LIVES!!!!!! I'm so happy I've got tears in my eyes. I'm gonna cry in drunken happiness. I feel poetic. Like I could bake a cake or write a love letter. Win at checkers like a badass. I've got the joy of song and dance and liquor. And I don't have to quit kpop. Listen to We and contemplate our blessings. Life. Is. Wonderful.