Taiwan Created Heaven On Earth

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    Taiwan Created Heaven On Earth


    For a long time the world was dark and dreary.


    Then God contacted Taiwan's head of state and said..... Mr. Taiwan, I command you to create heaven on earth.

    Mr. Taiwan bowed deeply saying "Yes Sir! Right way sir!"

    And then set to work in his big high tech Taiwanese laboratory commanding his peons to mate and mate and mate.


    Pretty soon Tzuyu showed up.


    And thus the promise to God was complete.

    Taiwan had created heaven on earth.





    Tzuyu with jet black hair is my literal figurative kryptonite.

    There is nothing prettier.*

    She is an angel.


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    *except Yoona. :p
     
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    Tzuyu in any hair colour is life tbh
     
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    ye, it did ;>
     
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    How do you pronounce her name?
     
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    I'm here all week!

    :p
     
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    I just read your op, I only agree with the footnote.

    Also where all the other babies born from that mating frenzy go?

    Funny, they use technology to come up with something in the most natural way?

    Tzuyu gets you all twisted :p

    And it gets me all dark :D
     
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    Well I think in Korean it's something like "jhu-wee".



    But the English pronounciation is how it looks. "Tzuyu" is "tsu-you".
     
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    I think they use the mystical arts of Harry Potter to come up with Tzuyu in their laboratory!

    Thus no babies until heaven came.

    Tzuyu surely has me twisted.

    And I can take your darkness. It's fun.

    :)
     
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    You got me all confused, to think that nothing will come of it until.perfection was attained the world would be deserted at this rate.

    And I think Harry Potter was as earthly as everyone else. They have no enchantment for that. Even Voldermort had to come down for it (I think).

    Lol my darkness is all fun so you're getting it right.
     
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