Taiwan Created Heaven On Earth For a long time the world was dark and dreary. Then God contacted Taiwan's head of state and said..... Mr. Taiwan, I command you to create heaven on earth. Mr. Taiwan bowed deeply saying "Yes Sir! Right way sir!" And then set to work in his big high tech Taiwanese laboratory commanding his peons to mate and mate and mate. Pretty soon Tzuyu showed up. And thus the promise to God was complete. Taiwan had created heaven on earth. Tzuyu with jet black hair is my literal figurative kryptonite. There is nothing prettier.* She is an angel. *except Yoona.