✧☆ Puns, Jokes, and Riddles Offical Thread ☆✧

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Knock knock, who's there?

  1. NO.

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  2. I asked you first!

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  3. Huff N Puff, yo

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  1. potatorose

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    I honestly stared at the cantaloupe joke for a whole minute before i understood xD

    PS. I LOVE YOUR SIG *^* <3
     
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    there's a mom and a dad and they have four daughters, each daughter has one brother. how members are there in this family?
    7
     
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    fUCK i didnt count the mom and dad how stupid can i be orz
     
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    Cuuuttte <3
     
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    Guys I love this thread <3
     
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    So I was making pizza and my little sister came to me and asked "can I eat some of the olives you don't use?" And I replied "nope because I'm going to use OLIVE THEM." Wa wa wa waaaaa~

    Hahaha, yeah, still got it! :D
     
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    I've collected more riddles for those who wish to test their skills :D

    Q: Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
    They're in a set of triplets

    Q: Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child ‘s name?
    Johnny

    Q: What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
    "Incorrectly"

    Q: When does eleven plus two equal one?
    11 o'clock + 2 hours = 1 o'clock

    Q: I know a word. Six letters it contains. Take away one. And twelve is what remains. What is it?
    Dozens - S = Dozen

    Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
    The letter "E"

    Q: What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?
    An envelope
     
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    Alright, I got two more stupid jokes -- CHECK IT!

    *Dad buys me a new bed*
    Dad: "So how are you liking your new bed?"
    Me: "Oh, you know, it's a million times BEDDER!"
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    Dad: "... okay....?"

    Guys, too bad the color for LINE isn't purple... cause then it would be [TVXQ's] PURPLE LINE!! ~
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    Bad pun:

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    Bad joke:

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    Me:
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    I hope no one has posted this yet.

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    @minorishin here's your funny thread for your beautiful pepe photos
     
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    omg read da title!!!
    it's only puns, jokes and riddles, not general funnies //sobs//

    like this is neither a pun, nor a riddle, nor a joke :(
     
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    General funnies are included (I just didn't know how to phrase that haha)!
    Bring what you wish ;)
     
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