Holy Guacamole!

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  1. emanresu

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    Holy Guacamole!

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    This just happened.


    So I was standing outside my office waiting for the delivery man to come with Tacos.

    All the sudden I hear this loud *flop flop flop*...

    Out from around the corner comes running this young girl dressed in overalls, scooting along with flip-flops that are about to fall off her feet. She's carrying a skateboard and what looks like a grocery bag of pineapples.

    She's yelling "WAIT! WAIT!".... as she tramples across the street clumsily.

    I look around to see who she's talking to but don't see a soul..

    Suddenly she stops in the middle of the street and exclaims, again to no one in particular. "Hold On! My butt's vibrating!" And she proceeds to whip out her phone from her back pocket....

    She looks confused at the phone before forgetting it and runs on... phone, skateboard, and fruit jostling in hand, while saying to herself... "Boy I gotta get in shape!"

    As she approaches the fence to the lot next to my office she screeches to a halt at the fence and yells, "Holy Guacamole!" before hurling skateboard, phone and fruit over the fence.

    She then climbs up herself and jumps over, panting all the way.

    And then she was gone.


    PHRASE OF THE DAY: HOLY GUACAMOLE!
     
    #1 emanresu, Jul 31, 2017
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    hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa but what's the point? I was expecting something very exciting to happen this whole time and it didn't come smh bro you're writing was good though great storytelling but still pissed nothing happened *endless sigh*
     
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    I legit thought that this post was going to be about some kdrama story featuring Yoona.

    HOLY GUACAMOLE!
     
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    ....are you for real?
     
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    Just a random world brother. A random world.
     
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    I hate tomatoes in guacamole.
     
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    what...the...fu holy guacamole!

    no but seriously
    what the fk...
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    You do have great writing skills
    but that story was so pointless
    I swear
    I regretted reading it afterwards
     
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    Would I lie to you Tae Tae?

    ;)
     
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    Probably idek you well man
     
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    Lol at you all.

    I'm not making this up.

    Just a random thing that happened while I was waiting for tacos just now.

    Thought I'd share with my Allkpop friends.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    I'm hurt Tae Tae.

    I really am.

    :D
     
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    Sure you are :rolleyes:
    All I said was we weren't very close
     
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    Even if you're way over there I still like you.
     
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    Lol wut
     
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    Have to appreciate life's randomness House Fly.

    :)
     
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    Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

    Or so I read in a book somewhere.
     
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    Are you sure the book was nonfiction?
     
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    I think it was a romantic novel.

    I think it also said girls love being serenaded by song.

    Since I can't sing to you we'll go with distance.
     
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