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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WIG

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  1. EGG

    EGG Married to : @LanaWhatever

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    OK guys, this is URGENT, I CANNOT FIND IT.
    LIKE SERIOUSLY I SPENT A GOOD 4$$$$$$$$ ON THT WIG, I WAS HANDSOME TOO :(
    LOOK
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    IF THAT AINT MODEL MTERIAL IDK WHAT IS, BUT ALAS IM NOT GONNA BE LOOKIN LIKE THAT FOR A GOOD WHILE.
    Yall might be wondering how I lost the damn wig though, welp I'm sad to say, 'twas S T O L E N.
    NOV. 2ND WAS THE DAY :'(
    and no @exols it's not what you pretentious asses are presuming :mad:
    November 2nd 2017 my wig was thoroughly SNATCHED, and now for a year I've been trying to redeem it.
    Who took it? I hear y'all asking. :'(
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    RUDE ARENT THEY???
    Yknow I was just watching and supporting my oppa like any good fan would, and suddenly notes were being hit, tha harmonies were immaculate, and my lord Eunkwang silver light was even guiding the mama don through her lines, 'twas the uwuest thing Id seen the whole year.
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    NGL, I was kinda starting to feel it, there was definitely some emotion going into that performance.
    MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH I REALISED ONCE THE PITCH WHENT UP AND THE REAL IMMACULACY OG MY LORD JESUS EUNKWANG CHRIST WAS BEING SHOWN.
    Tbh I don't cry, cause I'm a hunk, but I'm willing to make an exception for something as godly as this perf.
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    NGL WHEN THE SECOND CHORUS STARTED I WAS REGRETTING NOT BRINGING TISSUES, MY BIGGEST MISTAKE TBH. I WAS CHOKING, MY NON HUNK SIDE WAS SHOWING, BUT IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
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    AS YALL CAN SEE TEARS WERE DRIPPIN DROPPIN, WHO KNEW THE LORD HELD THIS MUCH POWER IN HIS VOICE.
    TBH I WAS DONE UWUING I WAS OVERRUN WITH EMOTION, I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THAT THE BALDING PROCESS HAD BEGUN.

    QUICK TANGENT
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    our lord and saviour jesus christ's 2nd coming, colourized, 2017
    AND LOOK HOW PROUD MAMA EUNKWANG LOOKS I CANT, THIS IS MAKING ME CRY AGAIN
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    UVFGPIOØHVGHKXGHUODUIFCXTYOLUPFGÅCPU

    ok back to the story about my stolen wig
    SO THERE I WAS OVERRUN WITH EMOTION LIKE ID NEVER BEEN, EUNKWANG AND HIS MAMA WERE BEATING MY HEART TO A PULP.
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    TBH I WAS SCARED SAD AND CONFUSED ALL AT THE SAME TIME, SCARED THAT THE SHOW WOULD END, SAD CAUSE ONLY HEARTLESS PEOPLE WOULDNT BE AND CONFUSED CAUSE MY HAIRLINE WAS SKYROCKETING.
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    HONESTLY THIS HERE WAS CHECKMATE.
    Yall expect me to sit there cold and heartless when they bring out all these unfermented kimchis???
    yeah I thought so
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    And then they finish it off with a hug.
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    Honestly this is the most beautiful thing Ive seen, Eunkwang truly is the Don Corelone of the koreas, a true legend. I can't think of anyone as kind and funny and talented as him, but I won't elaborate cause I still need material for a bday thread.
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    But he still a hoe for taking my wig, how am I gonna impres Somi looking like thiss??????
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    Buy my merch so I can get me a new wig
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    #1 EGG, Nov 2, 2018
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    Performances like that are the reason a bich can't have No Nut November in PEACE
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    EGG Married to : @LanaWhatever

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    First reply and already we have a bible quote
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    HOW DID THIS ONLY HAVE 2 REPLIES THESE FAKE HOES ON THIS FORUM OMG
    This performance took me from being a snake on eunkwang to snaking on changsub and going back to the one god i know and love
    If you don't appreciate a god
    You're eunkWRONG
    Ugh
    This thread was beautiful
    The hunk in ME is crying
     
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    EGG Married to : @LanaWhatever

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    any hunk would cry after watching this
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    Such and iconic thread on a legendary day where an angel were born <3
     
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    This hurt my brain but egg made this thread so i understand
     
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    He just put my wig back on
     
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    EGG Married to : @LanaWhatever

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    IS THIS HATRED????
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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    4.5 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION LEAD UP TO THIS
    THIS MAN
    THIS VOCAL
    THIS TALENT
    IT WAS ALL FOR HIM!
    SHAKNING
     
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    2019 and this performance still gets me
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    EGG Married to : @LanaWhatever

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    Really a woke gorlie we got here :'(
     
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    Ever since I started hangin with chu :'(
     
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