Eman Talks To His Mother About Christmas Eman: Mother! Guess what! Eman's Mom: What's that? Eman: I know what I want for Christmas! *disinterested* Eman's Mom: That's nice dear. Eman: But Mom! I haven't even told you!!!! I want an Eevee! *Eman beams proud of himself* Eman's Mom: That's fine. But be home by 7 o clock. *continues with what she's doing* *Eman deflates* Eman: Wait..... 7 o clock???? But I'm 29!!!! *Inspired by a conversation with my mother this weekend. I was at relatives house with her and left to go out and she chastised me to "be home by a decent hour".... I felt like a kid again.