BTS' V LOST HIS V-CARD AT THE AGE OF 13

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  1. Manoko

    Manoko Married to @blossom_girl
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    And I know why...




    Gather around kids, I'm about to spill some major tea on our @Lovely_Cornchips and BTS' Taehyung.

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    Do you guy's remember that crazy ass rumor about V losing his V-card when he was at the rip age of 13? Sadly us armys were quick to dismiss this rumor, but I've been investigating this rumor long enough to finally discover the truth...


    and the truth is....






    CORNCHIPS AND TAE HAVE HISTORY TOGETHER.
    Rumors has it that they got really cosy together, and they were that type of buddies, if you know what I mean

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    You don't believe me?



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    Why am I so certain that he lost his virginity to cornflakes? Well, we all know once idols enter kpop industry celibacy is a major must. And he couldnt have had sum during his idol time, which he entered at a really young age, unless all those ships are indeed true!



    Look at his reaction when Ellen noona asks if they've ever hooked up with an army




    "not...not..NO!" - Taehyung @0:59 isn't that something someone who has hooked up with their fans say?!




    So really, instead of worrying about Cupcakke and that one weird lady who sat on RM's lap, the real culprit is LOVELY_CORN!!!!


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    Judge for yourselves armys, and non-armys, but the proof is evident, i rest my case.

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    Also would make a lot of sense on why she's not stanning them anymore, I mean it's awkward seeing your ex-FWB all the time, he aint looking for that western validation he's looking for Cornchips validation
     
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    THAT WAS PRIVATE INFORMATION BRUH!

    :cryingr::cryingr::cryingr:
     
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    Ooo, Chanyeol ain't gonna be happy about this. O no he aint
     
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    Chanyeol knows V and I have a history ok!?
     
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    hmmm, does he now...interesting
     
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    Why do you think I am no longer an army? Gotta stay loyal to my mans!

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    GUYS
    I HAVE PROOF FROM A WITNESS THAT THIS IS TRUE

    A witness account from that fateful night
    “Chips why can’t we ta-” Taehyung asked pleadingly. “NO! IM BEST WITH CHANYEOL OPPAR GO AWAY NAEGA JIEL JALAGA SO IM TOO GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!” “But-” “OMO! SHIGAN EOPSEO, I GOTTA GO!!!!” “Why are you singing 2NE1?” “BECAUSE NAEGA JIEL JALAGA!!!!!!” They were arguing on the street outside of their house when it was dark out. Say around 10 PM. Their neighbor was angry, going out and saying “STFU, MY KIDS ARE SLEEPING YOU DIPSHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING DIPSHITS?!” they both exclaimed. The woman retreated back into her house, rolling her eyes. “Now, back to what I was saying.” Taehyung said. “Look, Corny, don’t leave me. I NEED U GIRL.” “No you don’t! I know you’ve been sleeping with Jungkook and Jimin behind my back!” She huffed. “Please, you have to let me explain! I knew you like Chanyeol, so I thought maybe cheating would make you jealous! I didn’t want to hurt you!” “Psshhhh, excuses.” Cornchips said, rolling her eyes. “I gotta go see my Yeollie oppar, bye!” She slipped into the night, and Taehyung knew he would never forget her.
     
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    cupcake... cornchip... theres something in the food doin this to our people
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    he had the audacity to hook up with someone who isn’t even his fan
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    I work for dispatch, you need to carefully explain to me what "private" means!!


    i'm just a regular everyday normal guy doing gods work


    Me and my team will follow closely on this case and report on the drama!
     
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    V was really hot as a 13 year old oppa ok!?!?
     
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    I used to be an army then my husband found out about V and I's history ad I had to end it.
     
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    Shank you, i very much appreciate it :yesr:
     
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    proof that all non bts stans are former partners or one-night-stands...I think i’m on to something
     
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    i understand, my name also contains a food
    i'm worried i'll have the same fate
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    Uhuh hun! XD
     
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    Yes, we need to look out for people with foods in their name........bean.....<_<


    Ikr, so in a way he wasn't lying...he didnt hook up with an army...he hooked up with an ex army!
     
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