Boy Groups Suck

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    Boy Groups Suck

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    Hello all.

    It's Eman. Girl group stan.

    Now that I've listened to 0.2 percent of all boy group releases I think I've heard enough to have good feel for what's on offer.

    :rolleyes:


    Just when I was at the depths of despair, wondering if boy groups could ever really live up to the miraculous wonderment that is girl groups... Just when I was ready to lose all hope....

    In steps those Bangtan Boys with their Jesus single.



    I AM SAVED!


    Even after the high of my religious experience wore off in the weeks and months following my rebirth.

    In steps BTS again with a fist full of cash to really seal the deal!



    You mean I get to be saved AND I get money money money?


    BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

    Once I grow old and wish to return to childhood trusty old EXO can come and spirit me away to Neverland!



    Holy smokes boy groups are really bringing it.


    Let's recap.

    What can boy groups offer?


    1. Salvation

    2. Money

    3. Nursing Home Care

    4. But No Pretty Girls. Shoot.


    Well. I guess I'll give them a chance after all...

    :merongk:



    TRANSLATION / TLDR:

    These are my three favorite boy group songs. Do you have more?

    :yesr:






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    you liked target's debut song though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I actually have a feeling you could maybe like b1a4, they started off as this super quirky and fun group but they are kinda more going into an indie pop direction these days, they write all their songs themselves and they don't really do over the top fanservice anymore.



     
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    I second thunder

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    I only count 2 groups in your OP who's the third boy group you like?

    And I'm glad to see you've liked one song out of all my spam.
     
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    Hey I like this!

    Thanks for recommending it!
     
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    I've loved a lot of the songs you've recommended!

    These are just my 3 absolute favorite songs.

    The ones I play every day lol.

    Don't stop spamming me Soshiiiii!!!!

    :waterr:
     
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    @soshilovelife

    You recommended me Don't Go didn't you?

    That's another favorite I should've listed.
     
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    oooh gosh
    a favorite boygroup
    ooh no, idk if i know one
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    Aw sorry for misreading your OP then...

    And we have just started a new spam series but EXO is releasing their first Japanese album next week and I have yet to spam you their other albums after XOXO.

    So don't worry I have plenty of spam to send you way lol.
     
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    Might post more when I'm not running errands, lol.
     
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    Yes
    Yes I did :merongk:
     
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