Boy Groups Suck Hello all. It's Eman. Girl group stan. Now that I've listened to 0.2 percent of all boy group releases I think I've heard enough to have good feel for what's on offer. Just when I was at the depths of despair, wondering if boy groups could ever really live up to the miraculous wonderment that is girl groups... Just when I was ready to lose all hope.... In steps those Bangtan Boys with their Jesus single. I AM SAVED! Even after the high of my religious experience wore off in the weeks and months following my rebirth. In steps BTS again with a fist full of cash to really seal the deal! You mean I get to be saved AND I get money money money? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Once I grow old and wish to return to childhood trusty old EXO can come and spirit me away to Neverland! Holy smokes boy groups are really bringing it. Let's recap. What can boy groups offer? 1. Salvation 2. Money 3. Nursing Home Care 4. But No Pretty Girls. Shoot. Well. I guess I'll give them a chance after all... TRANSLATION / TLDR: These are my three favorite boy group songs. Do you have more? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - An Official Emanresu™ Thread - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Anyone Like Taiwanese Dramas? Do You All Like Yeri? Does Everyone Hate Korean Beauty Standards? YES! YES! YES! Favorite "Nostalgia" Hits MOMOLAND - Boom Boom - Show Champion Seolhyun - Mind Bridge - Spring & Summer 2018 What Are Your Groups? From Zero To Hero! Spoiler: MORE Eman Reacts To TWICE Candy Pop Even When She Has No Idea... She's So Awkward... Oscar Nominees 2018 Did You Notice Suzy Miracle Of Korea Came To Town? Who's Your MOMOLAND Bias? Cute Candids! Yoona - Grazia - "Miss Zero Negative Criticism" Good Lord She's Perfect [Allkpop] 2018: The Year Of Seolhyun She's The Best. Love Her World. How Many Idols? Suzy Is A God. Eman Says So. Yoona Breaks Record For Most Magazine Covers In A Single Year Who Are You Currently Crushing On? (Vol. 2) Idol Pics That Make You Smile Prettiest Or Most Handsome Idol Names Is Tzuyu The Prettiest Woman In The World? [16+] Do You Care About Virginity Or Level Or Sexual Experience In A Romantic Partner? Who's Your Pet Idol? Can Cute Groups/Idols Have "Stage Presence"? When Yoona Pouts I Pay Attention Men Are Easy Favorite Christmas Movies Holy Batman TWICE Has Done It BYE! I'm Moving To Seoul My Heart Is Shaken "Dahyun Told Me She Watches You Sleep" Yoona x Max Mara - Vogue Taiwan Do People Perceive You Differently? "You Can Feel Warmth Just By Looking At Her" Prettiest Idols/Actresses In Wedding Dresses [16+] What Would You Do If Your Favorite Idol Died? She Slayed The Dragon She's Great. Just Great. Don't Argue. Do You Think I'll Join The Army In 3 Months? Yoona - Elle Magazine - November 2017 - [Full Interview + Photos + Video] [Allkpop] Yoona Shares What She's Been Up To. Gives Advice To Young Women. Why Isn't YG Pushing BLACKPINK? This Is Why TWICE Works Yep. He's Crazy. [16+] Thank God Kpop Idols Are "Fake" Come. Listen. Which Idol Do You Want To Have A Movie Night With? Ya'll Got It Wrong. Signal Was Robbed By Signal. Sana In That Dress Sana Is A Bulbasaur Omo It's Momo She Slays Even When She's Not (Slaying) Is This Heaven? Does This Make You Cringe? Let Me Stare At Her Forever Is She Perfect? I Saw This Picture And Almost... [18+] Turn Ons During Sex Group Live Performance Closest To Your Heart Song You Recently Fell In Love With What's This RED VELVET Is Cute Business? Your Favorite '99 Liners "I Got So Distracted By Joy's Ass" How Do You Stan? I Just Watched BTS Perform At The AMAs [Appreciation No. 2] Nayoung & Her Chubby Cheeks Complete Me As A Fanboy BTS: A Hipster's Lament I'm In Love With Shin Se-Kyung Someone Tell Me About Kim Lip So I Can Fanboy Properly Favorite MVs That Aren't Because You Think They're All So Gosh Darn Pretty/Handsome Confess To Eman (Anonymously) TWICE - Likey [MV] | A Review By Emanresu The Most Important Group In Your Life How Important Is Physical Attractiveness To You (For Groups/Idols You Stan/Follow)? Idols You Miss Idols And Their Pets I Think I Like Yeri Now The Cutest Idol Ever Thread Prettiest/Most Handsome Person You've Known Personally I Never Thought I'd Get Into... I'm 28 And I Love Tzuyu One Photo That Best Sums Up Your Favorite Idol What's Your Favorite Fancam? Yoona's Short Hair Domination Continues (Eman Live On Location) Play It On Repeat. Your New Obsession. Who Are You Currently Crushing On? The Prettiest Idols In Kpop Who's Your Favorite Dancer In Kpop? That's So Bad For You! If Only You Weren't A One Hit Wonder How Do You React To Users/Threads You Feel Cross The Line? Yoona Cut Her Hair. Slayed Millions. Why Do You Love TWICE? It's Angel From Heaven Time With Your Friend Emanresu It Just Hit Me And I Am Sad. Tear. Share Your Beautiful Songs It's All IU's Fault In The End One Of These Nights I'm Gonna Velvet Your A** How Did You Get Into Kpop? Is BTS Gonna Save Me? What Are Your Favorite Ballads? Is Sleep-Walking The Best Song Of The Year? I Need More Like This Song - (Vol. 2) I Love And Hate V-Lives. What Should I Do? What A Derp! (AKA The Derpy Idol Thread) Will You Be My Buddy? Hey You Talk Funny! Most Attractive Korean Male Idol Or Actor? I Like Average Vanilla People. What About You? Is This Girl From HELLO VENUS Single? Dia Can't Stop Is A Bop! [Rant] When Sh-t Doesn't Go According To Plan What Do You Think Of Cute Aegyo Singing Voices? TWICE Songs Are Amazing! You Should Stan. My Heart Was Stolen By A Chipmunk Your Pet Group Favorite Idol From K-Pop Reality TV Show? God Called. Says Hi From Iceland. Idol That Fits Your Ideal Type I Need More Like This Song [Poll] How Many Groups? Age You First Had Sex Help! I've Been Caught Up In Some Kind Of Dream! Holy Guacamole! I'm An Old Wise Man. Are You? [Quiz] Which Yoona Character Should You Date? 3 Turn-Ons / 3 Turn-Offs What's Your Favorite Disney Movie? What Do You Do When No One's Looking? 3-Night Stand (Or) Marry In 5? Your Favorite Female Voice F-ck Yeah! Nostalgia! (Non-Kpop Band Or Song) How Many GBs Obsessed Are You? Yoona VS. Yoona VS. Yoona Jisoo VS. Yoona VS. Irene Jennie VS. Tzuyu VS. Seulgi Yoona Still Humble I Like Cute Girls. What About You? Uh Oh. Your Bias Is Drunk! Who Has The Best Figure In K-Pop? 5 Things You Like About K-Pop Appreciate Your Second UB Are Any Idols "Sacred" To You? Dara Is A F-ing Witch Who's Your Favorite 3rd Generation Idol? I'm Addicted To Crayons, Power Rangers & Soda Pop Happy Birthday Yoona! [Rant] She Sure As Hell Ain't Useless What Are Your Favorite TWICE Songs? What's Your Theme Song? Which Idol Do You Love Now That You Didn't Before? Who Would You Save In A Fire? Rookie Is A Gosh Darn Masterpiece & RED VELVET Is Slaying My A** Can Psy Be A Funny Korean Fat Man Forever? I Don't Want K-Pop To Go Mainstream Why Does Everyone Hate BTS? Who/What Is BTS? Who Are The Prettiest K-Drama Actresses? Oh My Girl? Kill Me With That Aegyo Magic I Want To Get Hit In The Face With That SNSD Nostalgia So Why Do You All Hate Good Things? [Rant] Did You Forget? Yes. No. Maybe. Spoiler: APPRECIATION [Appreciation] Yeonwoo Is A Gorgeous Korean Pistol [Appreciation] Eunha Is The Cutest Femme Fatale Ever [Appreciation No. 2] Nayoung & Her Chubby Cheeks Complete Me As A Fanboy [Mini Appreciation] Someone Thank Whoever Invented Seulgi [Appreciation] Chaeyeon Is A Perfect Raven Haired Porcelain Doll [Appreciation] Jiu Is An Absolute Dream [Appreciation] Binnie Is The Cutest Alien In The Galaxy [Appreciation] Naeun Is Absolute Sexy/Cute Perfection [Appreciation] Sana Is The Most Adorable Thing In Kpop [Appreciation] Seolhyun Is The World's Perfect Woman [Appreciation] Tzuyu Is Prettier Than Your Favorite Idol [Appreciation] Nayoung Is The Hottest Thing Since Seolhyun
I actually have a feeling you could maybe like b1a4, they started off as this super quirky and fun group but they are kinda more going into an indie pop direction these days, they write all their songs themselves and they don't really do over the top fanservice anymore.
I only count 2 groups in your OP who's the third boy group you like? And I'm glad to see you've liked one song out of all my spam.
I've loved a lot of the songs you've recommended! These are just my 3 absolute favorite songs. The ones I play every day lol. Don't stop spamming me Soshiiiii!!!!
Aw sorry for misreading your OP then... And we have just started a new spam series but EXO is releasing their first Japanese album next week and I have yet to spam you their other albums after XOXO. So don't worry I have plenty of spam to send you way lol.
