Kangta to be a Man-made Soldier

johnnydorama in News on Mar 03, 2008 - 01:13 AM – 414 Views – 16 Comments
Tags: h.o.t. kangta military service

Ex-H.O.T. member turned plastic pop diva Kangta (29), will finally be heading off to the military on April 1, 2008.

Now that all complications from plastic surgeries should have been alleviated, Kangta will be fulfilling his long over-due military service requirements.

Prior to being made somebodies bitch, Kangta will release a new album at the end of this month entitled "Eternity."

Kangta, I know military service will feel like an eternity, especially with all the beatings you will/should receive, but look at the bright side. Anything you break, can be easily replaced with some more man-made materials. Tupperware engineers should have you patched up in no time at all.

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1. midnightparade
Mar 03, 2008 - 02:09 AM

nice jacket! its awesome!
ahaha i cant imagine him being very useful if he ever had to actually serve in any conflict hes a nice guy, but he doesn’t look like he could do much damage. just send out out JYP in those plastic pants & that’ll leave the otherside in hysterics. once they stop laughing they will wipe away a tear & think “why are we here again? ehh im going home”

fucking plastic pants!?

2. tekk
Mar 03, 2008 - 02:36 AM

ahhh, so soon! how old is kangta anyways? -_-

3. kpop_rubba
Mar 03, 2008 - 02:46 AM
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LMAO I loved this article. Kangta is so creepy lookin! Thank goodness he’s off for a while! Has E.Tei phone home gone in yet? I really am looking forward to that!

4. tekk
Mar 03, 2008 - 02:52 AM

^ lolllll. i was wondering who the “E.Tei” you were referring to was, then i remembered reading about an article that talked about Tei being an alien.

5. Padme
Mar 03, 2008 - 09:18 AM

@tekk - I think he’s 29.

6. bobacious
Mar 03, 2008 - 11:47 AM

hold up...rewind...so what’s the story about him and plastic surgery???

7. jason
Mar 03, 2008 - 11:51 AM
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WTF! kangta is the best artist in korea period! f++k you all haters! DIE!!! johnny just jealous of his fame! mofo, i hope you die a painful death and burn in hell for talking trash about kangta, ill find out where you live and get you drunk and piss in your mouth while listening to kangta songs!!!

anywayz, lets goto AC this weekend johnny! lol

8. jinny in a bottle
Mar 03, 2008 - 12:21 PM

I remember when KangTa used to be hot. Now, he’s just… *ugh*. He’s still an awesome singer… but, BAH!

9. resabambino
Mar 03, 2008 - 02:13 PM

Dude, when did he get plastic surgery? Oh wow I never knew. Is this the reason he came back from China also?

10. jason
Mar 03, 2008 - 02:26 PM
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he never got surgery! johnny just mad that up, cause johnny jealous of kangta’s sexy looks!

11. johnnydorama
Mar 03, 2008 - 02:34 PM
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