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JYP Master of the Universe part 2

johnnydorama in News on Feb 29, 2008 - 12:50 AM – 508 Views – 24 Comments
Tags: jyp entertainment jyp master of the universe jyp tour smap

JYP aka Park Jin Young is undoubtedly the Master of the Universe.

JYP will be applying his midas touch on popular Japanese boy band SMAP - he has composed a song called "White Message," for the groups upcoming single, which is planned to drop on March 5, 2008. Credits for the composition will be printed as J.Y.Park "The Asiansoul," I still strongly believe Master of the Universe is a better fit though.

Anyway, the Master, who is currently in the US, along with his minions for the JYP Tour, somehow managed to set aside time and compose a song for SMAP. After thinking this over for the past 5 minutes, I've come to the conclusion that: no human-being could possibly have enough time to manage all of these stars, travel the world on concert tours and still set aside time to compose - not even the master of the universe. Hence, I've come up with two theories, he's either got super powers or he's cloned himself.

In recent news, a South Korean firm is now cloning pets for $150,000, coincidence? I think not. JYP could pass for a bull dog very easily, he's got the money, and he's definitely got his ~~hands~~ paws on everything, enough to make me believe he's in multiple places at the same time - all signs indicate that we've got a cloned dog, Milkbone biscuits anyone?

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1. AsianStyle
Feb 29, 2008 - 01:55 AM

ooooooooh first first!! =D yay!!!!
i wan’t a clone...wait...actually no....just to do my work =D

2. crystal199187
Feb 29, 2008 - 02:07 AM

hahaha...dis is hilarious...i hv 2 agree wit u on dis… :D
“JYP could pass for a bull dog very easily”

3. kpop_rubba
Feb 29, 2008 - 03:21 AM
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smap needs a decent song writer their music suckkkks

4. resabambino
Feb 29, 2008 - 09:10 AM

Oh they already formed their group? How many people is in the group?

5. rei212
Feb 29, 2008 - 09:20 AM

I’ve never liked most of the songs he composed, but I agree, he does have the midas touch. Oh gawd, I can just imagine it, the SMAP version of Tell Me… yikes!! nooooooo!!

6. janeberryblue
Feb 29, 2008 - 09:45 AM
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i remember when that issue of ‘billboard’ was released and I was looking around the store and I totally freaked out. seriously, his ugliness was the ONLY thing you could see in that entire magazine aisle O_O

7. jinny in a bottle
Feb 29, 2008 - 10:36 AM

JYP is a specie of his own. Bull dogs > Park Jin Young

8. bobacious
Feb 29, 2008 - 10:53 AM

janeberryblue...i’d be scarrrred too!

man, that is one UGLY son-of-a-b*tch! and i’m not really one to be so mean...ok, that’s a white lie. but still...why oh why must they have him on the cover of such a mag???

9. cardinaltree
Feb 29, 2008 - 01:13 PM
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no matter his looks, he still is the ultimate composer of catchiness

10. kchan21
Feb 29, 2008 - 01:59 PM

Please, Smap doesn’t need any help with their music since their fans always eat up their singles and make them #1 on Oricon no matter how sucky their songs may be. JYP should be considered lucky to be able to produce a song for them cause it’ll probably hit #1 no matter how bad it may be and it’ll just inflate his humongous ego even more.

11. charlemagne
Feb 29, 2008 - 03:10 PM

itll prabbaly be one of those songs on the cd that no one listens to

12. Taejus
Feb 29, 2008 - 04:35 PM
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omiigosh, evry time i see his face, i cringe, but he’s the best! *cough*

13. loraborax3
Feb 29, 2008 - 05:38 PM
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smap can’t sing for life anyways. jyp is probably gonna do some dance number for them.. if they can dance.

14. anystar12
Feb 29, 2008 - 05:49 PM
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i wish i could go to his concert today

15. layla
Feb 29, 2008 - 06:02 PM

“asiansoul”???WTF....he looks sooo ugly....but if a soul means hes dead...heheh
did he want 2 say god???cuz hes not.....booooo him....

16. mzpinay x3
Feb 29, 2008 - 08:37 PM
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he composed a song for SMAP? how random. he probably believes that he will rule the universe one day.

17. Charlotte
Feb 29, 2008 - 08:47 PM
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Dang! He’s so busy! it must be superpower. yep yep.

18. monkeyz89
Feb 29, 2008 - 09:18 PM

im curious on SMAP’s new song...its gonna have some JYP touch on it..oooo looking forward to it- and u know what??? he’s not that bad looking guyz. stop criticizng him. he’s such an accomplished musician.

19. love
Feb 29, 2008 - 10:59 PM
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Hm...he paid for that magazine cover for Billboard though.
Kinda disappointed me, because it would have been more of an accomplishment if he didn’t have to PAY to be on the cover. Lol.

20. crystal199187
Feb 29, 2008 - 11:33 PM

wat?he reali paid 2 get on dat cover?
omgawd,wat a joke...hahahaha :D

21. jkos
Mar 01, 2008 - 03:36 AM
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