ALLKPOP IS PIMPIN’ THIS BITCH
johnnydorama in Site News on Apr 30, 2008 - 03:38 AM – 1405 Views – 28 Comments
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That's right, we ditched the old hag and now we're pimpin' a new, sexy, silicone infused beast, much like the one and only Lee Hyori. We made this move due to the exponential growth that ALLKPOP has experienced over the past 6 months and also because we get tired of our hoes quickly.
With that said, our new silicone enhanced server, along with our beefed up media sever, will allow more users to browse our site at lighting fast speeds. In other words, you can whore yourself out on more of our forbidden content, faster than I can drop my pants.
Welcome and Enjoy!
On a side note, please comment here if you notice any bugs.
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Apr 30, 2008 - 05:05 AM
this is great news!!good jobs guys!!^____^
Apr 30, 2008 - 05:19 AM
“faster than I can drop my pants.“
site is uber fast now. d
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Apr 30, 2008 - 09:26 AM
haha wow wow wow
this is so cool ^^
Apr 30, 2008 - 11:18 AM
congrats and good job boys!
but our dual quad is better…:P
Apr 30, 2008 - 11:23 AM
Thanks a great deal!
Apr 30, 2008 - 11:52 AM
*oldahjumma* - no raid
There were some intermittent issues with the network connection, hopefully all is resolved now!
Apr 30, 2008 - 12:16 PM
haha nice ~~ and i was scared that we’d lost akp forever~~
Apr 30, 2008 - 12:24 PM
Wow. A day after I sign up, this happens. Nice. XD~
Apr 30, 2008 - 12:54 PM
Apr 30, 2008 - 01:02 PM
its never been slow for me but cool ^^
Apr 30, 2008 - 01:09 PM
^it should be really fast for you within the next few days, we were migrating all of the sites data and also upgrades are being made to the datacenter as we speak, which is most likely why it was either down or slow at some points.
Apr 30, 2008 - 01:22 PM
this is good to hear!
but i agree,AKP has always been superfast for me anyway…
+‘faster than i can drop my pants’
LOL
must be lighing fast then XD
Apr 30, 2008 - 01:43 PM
i was wondering why i couldn’t access the site last night. i thought some idiot hacked the page. good thing nothing bad happened. xD
anyway! new server, cool beans. x]
Apr 30, 2008 - 04:25 PM
Good, I was scared there for a second you guys were gone.
Apr 30, 2008 - 05:41 PM
^Naw man, AKP ownz.
It still glitches a bit :T <strike>oh well, now i have an excuse why i haven’t been submitting XD</strike>
-sLaVe
Apr 30, 2008 - 06:13 PM
What a no good whore you are, johnny obba.
AKP finally works for me. Goddamn, I thought I was going crazy!!!
Apr 30, 2008 - 06:37 PM
your what it call uh…. allkpop media player never play
i try many time but it just never works.
Apr 30, 2008 - 06:51 PM
ooo nice
No wonder I felt the site was faster when I had to wait after logging in.
Usually it was 5-10 secs now it’s like um 1-2 secs :D
Apr 30, 2008 - 07:13 PM
could have been better with some hyori - terminator boobie chops
Apr 30, 2008 - 08:08 PM
I was worried for a bit when the page didn’t load yesterday. but that’s great that you guys got upgrades.
Wonder where you got the money.
It wasn’t because of those “extra jobs”, was it?
*coughcough*
Haha, just playing, but yeah you get the point.
Apr 30, 2008 - 08:30 PM
that totally explains y the site just appeared in .00000000000000000001 second >.<
Apr 30, 2008 - 09:32 PM
where was i when all the trouble appeared??
:(
May 01, 2008 - 01:15 AM
I’m extremely thankful because my connection sucks and most pages load really…slowly… Haha, i agree with asianstyle!
May 01, 2008 - 08:35 AM
thanks though allkpop always loaded pretty quickly for me anyway :x
May 01, 2008 - 09:44 AM
doesn’t matter if the server is fast or not because my internet connection is slow. the loading time is pretty much the same, for me at least.
congratulations guys!
May 01, 2008 - 09:49 AM
thanks all! it’s true, our other server was pretty powerful too, but we’ve decided to upgrade sooner rather than later, for future purposes.
May 01, 2008 - 01:02 PM
Thank you very much for pimpin this b*tch Lol
May 02, 2008 - 11:37 AM
Nice ! good job =)