Yunho Single-Handedly Solves Japan’s Population Problem
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Here's the sitch. The Japanese government was concerned with it's population growth. The U.S. State Department reports that Japan's present growth rate is not even growth, it's shrinkage: an alarming -0.139%.
Enter the South Korean Secretary of Sexual Security, Jung Yunho. For a covert, but oh so public, government operation in Kobe, Agent Yunho was brought on stage with a sexy cripple (for sympathy), a prince (for the classy ladies), and two other guys (extra eye candy never hurts).The audience, blissfully unaware of the oncoming lustbomb, enjoyed the concert just like they would any other pop concert. And then, it came.
And then, they came. They all came. Japanese condom sales increased by one sextillion overnight as government officials high-fived each other, reveling in their success. Japan's projected growth rate shot up to an astounding 8282%, as other countries hurried to hire the triumphant savior Agent Yunho and his band of Dong Bangs.
And Japan lived happily ever after. Hell, they even handed over Dokdo.
Kudos to withyoonho for the gifs and DBSKnightsBlog for the video.
06 May 2009 - 06:14 AM
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