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JYP Master of the Universe part 2
24 Commentsjohnnydorama in News | 29 Feb 2008 - 12:50 AM

JYP aka Park Jin Young is undoubtedly the Master of the Universe.
JYP will be applying his midas touch on popular Japanese boy band SMAP - he has composed a song called "White Message," for the groups upcoming single, which is planned to drop on March 5, 2008. Credits for the composition will be printed as J.Y.Park "The Asiansoul," I still strongly believe Master of the Universe is a better fit though.
Anyway, the Master, who is currently in the US, along with his minions for the JYP Tour, somehow managed to set aside time and compose a song for SMAP. After thinking this over for the past 5 minutes, I've come to the conclusion that: no human-being could possibly have enough time to manage all of these stars, travel the world on concert tours and still set aside time to compose - not even the master of the universe. Hence, I've come up with two theories, he's either got super powers or he's cloned himself.
In recent news, a South Korean firm is now cloning pets for $150,000, coincidence? I think not. JYP could pass for a bull dog very easily, he's got the money, and he's definitely got his hands paws on everything, enough to make me believe he's in multiple places at the same time - all signs indicate that we've got a cloned dog, Milkbone biscuits anyone?
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29 Feb 2008 - 01:55 AM1. AsianStyle
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ooooooooh first first!! =D yay!!!!
i wan’t a clone…wait…actually no….just to do my work =D
29 Feb 2008 - 02:07 AM2. crystal199187
Website: http://crystalluvgd.blogspot.com/
hahaha…dis is hilarious…i hv 2 agree wit u on dis… :D
“JYP could pass for a bull dog very easily”
29 Feb 2008 - 03:21 AM3. kpop_rubba
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smap needs a decent song writer their music suckkkks
29 Feb 2008 - 09:10 AM4. resabambino
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Oh they already formed their group? How many people is in the group?
29 Feb 2008 - 09:20 AM5. rei212
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I’ve never liked most of the songs he composed, but I agree, he does have the midas touch. Oh gawd, I can just imagine it, the SMAP version of Tell Me… yikes!! nooooooo!!
29 Feb 2008 - 09:45 AM6. janeberryblue
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i remember when that issue of ‘billboard’ was released and I was looking around the store and I totally freaked out. seriously, his ugliness was the ONLY thing you could see in that entire magazine aisle O_O
29 Feb 2008 - 10:36 AM7. jinny in a bottle
Website: http://www.myspace.com/jasmineee
JYP is a specie of his own. Bull dogs > Park Jin Young
29 Feb 2008 - 10:53 AM8. bobacious
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janeberryblue…i’d be scarrrred too!
man, that is one UGLY son-of-a-b*tch! and i’m not really one to be so mean…ok, that’s a white lie. but still…why oh why must they have him on the cover of such a mag???
29 Feb 2008 - 01:13 PM9. cardinaltree
Website: http://fangirltainment.livejournal.com
no matter his looks, he still is the ultimate composer of catchiness
29 Feb 2008 - 01:59 PM10. kchan21
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Please, Smap doesn’t need any help with their music since their fans always eat up their singles and make them #1 on Oricon no matter how sucky their songs may be. JYP should be considered lucky to be able to produce a song for them cause it’ll probably hit #1 no matter how bad it may be and it’ll just inflate his humongous ego even more.
29 Feb 2008 - 03:10 PM11. charlemagne
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itll prabbaly be one of those songs on the cd that no one listens to
29 Feb 2008 - 04:35 PM12. Taejus
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omiigosh, evry time i see his face, i cringe, but he’s the best! *cough*
29 Feb 2008 - 05:38 PM13. loraborax3
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smap can’t sing for life anyways. jyp is probably gonna do some dance number for them.. if they can dance.
29 Feb 2008 - 05:49 PM14. anystar12
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i wish i could go to his concert today
29 Feb 2008 - 06:02 PM15. layla
Website: http://www.allkpop.com/reiralily
“asiansoul”???WTF….he looks sooo ugly….but if a soul means hes dead…heheh
did he want 2 say god???cuz hes not…..booooo him….
29 Feb 2008 - 08:37 PM16. mzpinay x3
Website: http://www.us.cyworld.com/MzPinayx3
he composed a song for SMAP? how random. he probably believes that he will rule the universe one day.
29 Feb 2008 - 08:47 PM17. Charlotte
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Dang! He’s so busy! it must be superpower. yep yep.
29 Feb 2008 - 09:18 PM18. monkeyz89
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im curious on SMAP’s new song…its gonna have some JYP touch on it..oooo looking forward to it- and u know what??? he’s not that bad looking guyz. stop criticizng him. he’s such an accomplished musician.
29 Feb 2008 - 10:59 PM19. love
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Hm…he paid for that magazine cover for Billboard though.
Kinda disappointed me, because it would have been more of an accomplishment if he didn’t have to PAY to be on the cover. Lol.
29 Feb 2008 - 11:33 PM20. crystal199187
Website: http://crystalluvgd.blogspot.com/
wat?he reali paid 2 get on dat cover?
omgawd,wat a joke…hahahaha :D
01 Mar 2008 - 03:36 AM21. jkos
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jypbunshins!!
01 Mar 2008 - 06:53 PM22. DawMinda
Website: http://www.myspace.com/chrothaiack
I’m tired of his ugliness, his face…is not attractive
02 Mar 2008 - 02:34 AM23. shikanashi_kk
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That’s some serious multi-tasking. D:
02 Mar 2008 - 08:58 PM24. ilovebigbang
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that is such a scary cover. dude if there was a BILLBOARD for that pic, everyone would crash on the freeway man. hella scary