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JYP Claims to be the Master of the Universe
18 Commentsjohnnydorama in News | 22 Feb 2008 - 12:02 AM

In a recent press conference held in New York City, Park Jin Young (JYP) aka Master of the Universe claims that his stars, especially Min is different from Rain and Se7en.
Supposedly, Rain and Se7en who have joined forces with American labels in order to jump-start their American debut, are at a tremendous disadvantage. The reason being, JYP isn't in charge, of course.
JYP claims that Min and his troops are different from the rest, because rather than sending his stars over to an American agency, he will be setting up his own label: JYP USA. JYP's label will be superior because of their unique marketing tactics. Since JYP is from Korea, a county of mass pirating and mp3 downloading, he will market differently. JYP claims that he will use various new-age marketing techniques: digital marketing, online marketing and a 360 degree artist management model - which will blast his troops into American super-stardom!
JYP also subliminally delivered a low-blow to his Engrish speaking rivals Rain and Se7en by stating that, Min has been in the US for 4 years now, working and studying extremely hard.
JYP's confidence is great, I really hope to see him and his minions succeed in America. Remember, you heard it here first: JYP is the Master of the Universe.
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22 Feb 2008 - 07:14 AM1. Make a Scene
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I remember watching a show on JYP’s New York story where he was trying hard to promote his new artists in the states. Imo it seems like it can work since they can sing in English pretty well, but not totally fluent yet of course. At least they’re getting help from artists like R. Kelley, Lil Jon, etc to train them.
22 Feb 2008 - 07:20 AM2. shrimpychopsuy
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how fluent is he in english and american culture as to have the audacity to even think that he and his company is superior to American companies that have dominated and reigned the American market for years, and who have produced artists that are known worldwide, in contrast to his and his talents’ isolated popularity in Korea?
22 Feb 2008 - 08:28 AM3. mk23
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Make a Scene: I don’t think R. Kelly really gives a shit about anyone apart from himself. And Lil Jon wouldn’t be your ideal english tutor…
22 Feb 2008 - 08:42 AM4. LIM33853
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here is jyp’s twin older brother
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/1999/Nov-21-Sun-1999/photos/king.jpg
same bullsh1t hairraising promoter
jlim looks like my puppy after he accidentially pissed on the carpet
i swear, put a handgun to g-soul, he looks exactly like that korean nut in the virginia tech slaughter.
“i cant stand it! i cant stand to hear another bullshit that comes spilling out of this assh@le! get me the hell out of here or im going to start firing!“
KENSAI FOR PRESIDENT 2008
JOHNNYDORAMA AS MONICA LEWINSKY
22 Feb 2008 - 09:01 AM5. Dori
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Let us watch while he implodes on himself.
He-Man was also ugly.
22 Feb 2008 - 10:18 AM6. charlemagne
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i tihnk if any of his people do well, itll be min..she just needs good songs
22 Feb 2008 - 10:21 AM7. anystar12
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he’s smart in business
22 Feb 2008 - 10:35 AM8. ultramania
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JYP doesn’t mention the fact that Min has an advantage in the English department simply because she’s 15. At that point the brain can still absorb language. Rain and Se7en have already passed the age where the brain can really take on another language which makes it tremendously hard to become fluent. So it’s not that she’s been there for 4 years practicing, it’s just… the laws of nature/linguistics.
22 Feb 2008 - 10:59 AM9. kpop_rubba
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if he was the master of the universe maybe he could fix that ugly face…
22 Feb 2008 - 02:17 PM10. emmazing
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hahaha omg kpop_rubba!! omg hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
22 Feb 2008 - 06:47 PM11. xevilangel117x
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and by min studying & working extremely hard, he means that she’s PARTYING hard. that’s what she said in the interview
22 Feb 2008 - 07:52 PM12. resabambino
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well, if JYP is using online music not sure about how that works. I guess it will be better so they won’t be embarrassed that they made like 90 million cds and only 2 got sold.
24 Feb 2008 - 12:32 AM13. choeman44
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JYP is too confident
g soul looks like a douche
j lim isn’t even hot.
what good will that be in the american music industry?
24 Feb 2008 - 12:34 AM14. choeman44
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p.s.
lil jon and music??? jeah!
r.kelly and his closet stories?
that’s american music for sureeee
25 Feb 2008 - 12:42 AM15. sixiaohu
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wtf???? “Master of the Universe”???? For me that’s a bit too much to swallow right there, first off all, how much is he making in terms of U.S. dollars? don’t get me wrong, the man has mad skills for pushing out that many stars, but come on, master of the universe? WTF? secondly, I don’t think he read any of the news about how Americans have been doing the same pirating mp3 downloading since like, forever, so I don’t really know if his “strategies” will work as he claimed they will…um…. just wish the man best luckes here instead of a FUBAR.
25 Feb 2008 - 02:49 AM16. SUPERvivien
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lol
minions.
thats a funny word
i literally cracked up there XD
25 Feb 2008 - 02:54 AM17. lol
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JYP’s female artists all look like each other
and who cares if r kelly and lil jon’s “helping” out his artists. they don’t give a flying fuck other than getting paid. they’ll produce songs for anyone as long as you’re willing to pay a fee.
27 Apr 2008 - 07:05 PM18. chuchu
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okay…R.Kelly is a KNOWN pervert who likes to sleep with young girls. The only reason why he isn’t in jail now is because of his money. He was with Allayiah (god rest her soul) while she was under the age of 18 and he barely escaped other charges of having sex with under age girls. Why would anyone in their right mind take young teenage girls around him? Secondly, Lil’Jon couldn’t pass a standard English test even if you called out the answers to him…the answer to question 2 is D…Jon..it’s D. Yeapp…he’s the perfect English teacher. Why would JYP bash other Korean artist trying to make it in the American market? Whatever happened to supporting one another? Guess he’s mad because Rain left. Too bad so sad!!!