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Who’s the Pervert That Dared to Lick Goo Hara’s Butt?

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poopiness in TV / Movies | 01 Nov 2009 - 11:41 PM

 
Who's the Pervert That Dared to Lick Goo Hara's Butt?

On the newest episode of Invincible Youth, Kara's Goo Hara received quite a shock when she felt something touch her butt. As it turns out, some rather daring pervert had licked her butt while she had her back turned. Who would dare to do such a thing? Kim Tae Woo? Inappropriate fanboys? Kim Shin Young? That Goo Hara biased cameraman? Nope, it was a cow.

The action happens at 0:21 into the video:

Thanks cutegurl3087 for the tip.

I'm sure that after watching this, fanboys would gladly sell their souls to trade place with the cow, and so would I. I mean if you think about it, life as a cow isn't that bad. All you have to do is roam the fields all day long enjoying the warm sun on you bare back without a care in the world. I think I can even manage the eating grass part because thanks to my mom, I'm used to it. Every Saturday morning, after my dad has mown the lawn, my mom would scoop up some of the freshly cut grass, put it on a plate and tell me to eat my vegetables. You think being forced to eat broccoli is rough? Try eating grass. Sure the freshly cut grass smells great, but when your poop comes out a solid green, you know something's not right.

The only thing I don't think I can handle is the milking. I am definitely not cool with someone yanking on my nipples hoping to squeeze some milk out of me. It's not because I'm selfish and don't want to share my milk, it's just that I have a fear of people touching my nipples. Ever since my mom caught me trying to steal cookies from the cookies jar, I have never been the same. She gave me a titty twister so hard that it should be renamed to titty ripper instead. Now I can't even take off my shirt at the beach because people might notice that I only have one nipple. All you people out there that keep on complaining to me about having a third nipple, stop your bitching! You can always get that third one removed! What the hell am I going to do about my missing nipple?!



  
 

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YAY i’m first!
I laughed so freaking hard when I saw the video. I bet fanboys want to milk the shit out of that cow the moment it licked hara’s butt.

 
ur.my.antidrug's avatar

3rd?

-edit-

indeed im third.

wasnt this aired on friday o.e i have to admit i was amused watching it on friday…

and your writing is very interesting….like always XD

 
TaeYang's Baby Momma's avatar

GRoss!! But funny as hell!

 
cereal's avatar

LOL
luckiest cow in the world :3

 
ninipoo's avatar

omg scared me for a second.

 
Kvanne's avatar

lol that’s funny!!

 
xSekai :)'s avatar

I lol’d at the article

 
Snapdragon's avatar

LOL, poopiness, you are amazing <3

 
fantasstix's avatar

Perverted Cow couldn’t resist. It was gross and funny at the same time. Epic. The Article is hilarious.

 
BlackJacks09's avatar

lol i was gonna say

 
no avatar

BWAHAHA. Great post poopiness!!

 
no avatar

hm….is this a news or an article/essay to show the person wonderful writting skill?!

 
koo.hara.love's avatar

I wish I was the cow…. )=

 
Issa's avatar

Damn cow can’t resist Hara’s beauty…

 
narinchung97's avatar

such a bad cow!! and i feel so sad for you…one nipple?
O_____O

 
ellondra's avatar

.______________________.

 
saywhatnow?'s avatar

LMAO you are so fucking random XD…lol @ how evil you make your mom sound in most articles haha.

But yeah LOL @ that cow.

 
Sam21tha's avatar

“I can even manage the eating grass part because thanks to my mom, I’m used to it. “
jajajajaja hahahaha tus articulos siempre me hacen reir!!! jajajaja

 
yooandme's avatar

“I think I can even manage the eating grass part because thanks to my mom, I’m used to it. “
HAHAHAHAHA

 
Samaher's avatar

lmao this article is freakin hilarious as hell

 
♥rein@♥'s avatar

hahahah OMG this article just chr me up after reading the TVXQ one
i have a friend with a third nipple i bt he will b happy to give it to u ♥

 
no avatar

im sooo eat that cow~~~

 
fantasstix's avatar

@18 are you a person who wants to get attention or someone who just loves to hate on others?!?!?  poopiness and the AKP staff thanks for the great articles.

 
steele's avatar

HAHA, this made me LOL irl.

 
catherineHAHA's avatar

thanks for the insight !

 
AppleXin's avatar

uhhh…...what’s with the weird-ass cow life? XD

 
no avatar

the article ...the cows life.. the the lone nipple… ...XD

 
xsharetheworld's avatar

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOOD GOD that made my night. :D

 
sodahead's avatar

Ok this is the funniest thing ever. I guess its time to stop sticking that thing out lol.

 
AlmightyJaebeom's avatar

LOL… BAD + PERVERTED COW :D.

 
pumknPie's avatar

The article’s content and the article itself is ROFLMAFO xDDD

 
frappuccino's avatar

HAHHAHAH, MISSING NIPPLE?!

 
PhillyWillyGASP's avatar

aww poopiness~ you can have my third nipple.

 
LOLRosana's avatar

ROFL WTF!

 
miso4ever's avatar

ROFL i was looking at the headlines and i was like WTF? who who who?
but then ahahas turned out to be a cow

 
miss ain's avatar

yaya i saw it a few day ago..
and its so shame!

 
Rabbit's avatar

lol

its okay! male cow don’t get milked (assuming from your first paragraph that your a fanboy of hara) they only get their semen and meat

so try losing that I know it’ll hurt T.T
since weird people eat bull reproductive organs too

 
no avatar

LOL AT THE ARTICLE

 
R@H's avatar

ROFL @ the article

 
NanaBigBangShinKi's avatar

I knew the writter was poopiness! He always makes me laugh ^^ haha lucky cow!

 
iGreenK's avatar

lol the title suprised me

 
luzz's avatar

i didn’t even have to finish reading the article to know that poopiness wrote this…

 


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