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Big Bang Does Fila, Midgets Rejoice

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johnnydorama in Music | 12 Sep 2008 - 01:50 AM

 
Big Bang Fila K-Pop Korean Music

Korean gangsta wannabe's also known as Big Bang, have been selected as models for Korean sports brand Fila.

The vertically challenged wannabe's managed to land a 6 month contract which will begin in December.

A Fila Korea spokesperson stated, "We feel Big Bang is a good match for our brands image due to their strong personalities and modern image."

Translation: We feel Big Bang is a good match for our brands image because they have managed to build a large fan base even though they are ugly and short. It doesn't matter if they make our clothes look bad, they will still sell like hotcakes, after all their fans are blind.

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12 Sep 2008 - 01:53 AM

1. nasha (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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lol ^^
they are pretty funny looking and one of em really creeps me out

 
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i just relised i was first for the first time ^-^

 
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mm.. they really are stumpy lookin haha

 
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they all aren’t midgets, actually TOP is about 6’0, and the only ugly one in the group to me is the youngest seungri, and actually TOP and GD can sell anything cause they are HOT and talented

 
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lol at daesung’s hat, thats Taeyangs style!! XD

 
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I’m not blind, and even if they were ‘midgets’ they’re the cutest midgets out there (and not all of them are ugly!). But why do you dislike them so much?

 
MJ's avatar

LOL… GD looks like a hoodlum dressed up as a skeleton for halloween!! XDDD

 
Bluecat's avatar

is G-dragon wearing the same hoodie as BoA on her korean version of Eat u Up? that’s a really cool hoodie, i deff want one
i think TOP is the only hot one, other than him, none of them really interests me :/

 
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Fila loves little midget men and wrongly applied hat wearing abilities.

Good for them.

 
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*applaudes the mediocracy*

yes, I had to add that.

 
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actual size LMAO.

 
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bluecat, i think you may be right… but seeing it on GD makes me crack up for some reason! ;ppp
and i just noticed the *ACTUAL SIZE on the picture, lmao!!
(oh boy, too much caffeine for me tonight)

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 02:35 AM

13. ...... (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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these boys are fine ass hell! i dont know what your talking about

 
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They’re all pretty average (except for T.O.P, he’s pretty tall). I noticed that YG has a handful of average-height artists…
That is a cool hoodie GD has on though, but yeah MJ, he does look like a hoodlum lmao

 
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err those clothes aren’t very flattering. i wouldn’t buy them… =/

 
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hey~~ they are not short. its bcoz the shirts are longer, so that makes their legs look short…. XD

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 03:51 AM

17. CHARMAINE (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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DAESUNG IS THE MOST UGLY ONE. NOT SEUNGRI.

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 04:00 AM

18. CHARMAINE (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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WHO IS THE SHORTEST AMONG ALL?

 
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Taeyang is the shortes at 5’8, GD is 5’10 so i’d say he has a good hight and TOP is 6’1 i think.
As for looks i think TOP is damn goodlooking, and i think GD is cute too.

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 04:09 AM

20. bellatrix (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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your translation rocks, it made me laugh. XD

 
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Congratulations to Big Bang! anyways every band has their slightly ugly members. Daesung has a pretty amazing voice which makes up for his face.

 
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woot!,.. way to go johnny,..
LoL at the transLation part,..
i wonder how wud the VIPs react on this one?,..

 
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They do look short because of how they wear their pants…
-below their ass…. That’s why their legs looks super short

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 04:53 AM

24. AllroyHavok (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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LMAO.  The translation was spot on.  This is how an article about Midget Bang is supposed to be on AKP.  I think GhostWriter should be banned from doing future Big Bang entries.

 
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lols….Johnny’s targeting BB again….

 
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T.O.P sexy as always…. :D lol at the *actual size* tags xD

 
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omg you fag XD
gd looks like hes gonna kill us all

 
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short in height can be compensated..
with the fatness of the bank account…
or longer part of body that jhonny lack of.

 
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is TOP really 6’1”?

 
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congrats Big Bang…
I really like them but I wonder if they suit the clothing they are modeling for…

 
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gd looks kinda… scary. T_T

 
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The banner made me laugh so hard. xD!

Ahh, finally, an article bashing BB just like how AKP used to. I was wondering when one of these would show up.

 
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never really paid much attention to them. but yeah, it seems majority of them arent so fortunate in height. there’s one member, i cant name since i dont know their names, who i simply get annoyed with just by seeing his face. hahahaa.

 
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Lolll I loved the hot cakes part

 
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lol johnny’s back :D

they sure do look like midgets in the photoshoot even though the only real midget is taeyang. of course in terms of shortness i think minwoo takes the cake.

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 07:34 AM

36. hahaha (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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were is big bang >kpop he should be here by now oh well he’s gonna start comlainin anyways LOL midgets@!

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 07:39 AM

37. wow (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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holy shit wtf’s that thing at the far right LOL

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 07:44 AM

38. annebonny (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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I’d like a TOP - GD sandwich.  Yummy!

 
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what’s with TOP’s pose?
he’s pretty tall did they just not want him to tower over the others?
i won’t lie they look crazy short in the 2nd picture.
i do like Big Bang but no one does articles like you do johnny xD

 
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nothing special since this is what they normally wear..after all, they are “gangstahs”

hi johnny !

 
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Fila is not even a good brand.

 
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Say what you want, but TOP is a fiiiiiine piece of work.

 
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“Actual Size” haha, good one.
I’d be more excited if they modeled for some other sports brand, Fila is really nothing special, its like modeling for Kmart. Well at least BB make better music than Fila does clothes.

 
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whatever makes money, right?

 
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need Photoshop?

 
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12 Sep 2008 - 09:50 AM

46. yooowwww (Unregistered User - Sign Up!)

 
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asian are mostly midgets and if mr writer is asian THEN U MUST BE A MIDGET TO. and its SMALL PEOPLE!!!

 
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they’re not freakin gangster wannabes.
they are seriously their own style right now. literal big bang style.
its hip and urban and im loving everything about it. except top sometimes need to chill with the eye make up.
thats it.

 
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they look stupid as usual. yooowwww u do know that the average south korean (ages 18 - 30) is 5’9? Average American is like 5’9.5 - 5’10.

 
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they sag their pants and they wear their shirts longer which makes them look short…and TOP is actually tall…lol
i think ur just jealous johnny…ur always baggin on how they look so ugly…hmmmm i wonder if ur any better?  lol =))

 
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TOP, Daesung, & Tae Yang are the sexy ones of the group, so they can do and get anything they want. Seungri and G-d should be very greatful for sexy fellow bandmates. And yea Johnny, like ninak711 said, I wonder also!

 
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