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Andy doesn’t want to be a “Single Man” any longer?

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poopiness in Music | 31 Oct 2009 - 02:44 AM

 
Andy and Jumper for Single Man

Andy and his self produced duo Jumper finally debuted on today's Music Core with their first ever performance of "Single Man."

Ever since his break up with Solbi on We Got Married, Andy has admittedly been feeling rather lonely. Determined to not enter his 30's still single, Andy has returned with "Single Man," hoping to show everyone how desirable single men can be.

credit: bwmow3


I am personally rooting for Andy, and will be supporting his "Single Man" campaign wholeheartedly. Everyone really needs to start taking notice of all the single men out there, especially the single man that is writing this article.

I am so tired of my mom constantly harassing me to get a girlfriend and threatening to break my leg if I don't get one soon. How she could possibly think that having a broken leg would help my chances of getting a girl is beyond me, but here I am walking with a limp. Although, I guess it's not as bad as her threat to sever my spine if she ever saw me bending over in front of another boy again.

She REALLY needs to stop bringing that up and just let it go already. I mean, I have only done that once, and it was because it was unavoidable. It so happens that we were all lined up for lunch one day when my limited edition Sanrio pencil case had somehow fallen out of my backpack. Obviously I had to pick it up before Kevin, who was lined up right behind me, snatched it up. He has been eyeing that pencil case for months!

However, the moment I bent over to pick it up, there she was, arms crossed and eyes glaring. I have no idea how my mom managed to get into our school during school hours, or why she was not at work, but there she was. Perhaps what's more surprising is that I didn't even know they were serving canned food for lunch that day until my mom opened up a can of whoop ass on me.



  
 

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allNice's avatar

LOL @ the last paragraph!!!

 
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am i first?

edit: nevermind..

 
ayamefan13's avatar

poopiness, I always love your articles. XD (And I also love your parodies on youtube XD)

 
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LOL the last pargraph xD i love your articles and parodies =] please keep them coming ^^

 
Cathyy's avatar

LLOOOOL , xD
dw andy , didnt you said you like yoona ? keeps aiming for her (:

 
WoeIsMe's avatar

LMAO nice! Yet so very very harsh.

Ansol 4ever!

 
chyan's avatar

Lols

+1 to the last paragraph. 

Single man Single man..

 
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lol this guy….

 
YGcasey's avatar

Gosh Andy is getting old…
“Wanna be a sing sing boy” o_O
mmmkaaay… Jumper is HOT wish they had more close ups ^^
wth @ that story lol…

 
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Omg, this is the best article I have read. Specially with the last two paragraphs at the end! I can so relate by being nag, but the school part, that is priceless… Lol.!

 
ayayay22's avatar

LOL poopiness,,as funny as always..

 
loveholic's avatar

LOL, I didn’t even read who the writer was, but when I got to the word ‘mom’, I knew it had to be poopiness. xD LMAO!!

 
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I don’t think Andy is cut out for a solo career. Mostly due to his voice and how incredibly awkward he is.

 
ihearthyori's avatar

ansol forever~

 
VIIKIHPNERD's avatar

Haha, this will be my first time listening to this song. Omgoodness again poopiness…you rock…keep bending over…ok, nevermind.

 
gahaha's avatar

yeah.. i think i have to pass.

 
Ketsueki Ame's avatar

baw you’re so adorable, your paragraphs are so funny xD

its alright to be Gay : )

GHAHAAHAH

 
xXxpearLanNxXx's avatar

aww the last paragraph! :D

 
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yep, it’s all right to be gay =)

 
0oyokisuo0's avatar

honestly i love shinhwa, but andy’s solo career fails. he still cant sing or rap…the other two featured guys, heck even the dancers, outshine him.

 
gen's avatar

ROCKY?!  IS THAT HIM IN THE GLASSES?! 
he’s looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

 
chunky's avatar

Poopiness….you are crazy!!!

 
Samaher's avatar

lol poopiness your story is just hilarious and good luck to andy

 
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i agree with number 20 smile

anyway, hope for the best to you dear author :D haha :D the last parts of this article made my day :D

 
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You write well and its a real pleasure reading what you have to say.
Andy just go get Solbi!

 
tifatumor's avatar

yay!! finailyyyy im scared…caz he is a hyung comepared tooo all the boys…its a dran shame he singel *shows hand*

 
tifatumor's avatar

hahah this writter is funny!!!!

 
Kitamura's avatar

YEah Poopiness Power, ^^ this is best thing i read since i woke up, its making my day a WHOLE lot better.

ANdy ur not single anymore am here for you ^^v

 
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hilarious. really enjoyed your article.

 
iLiVE2LAUGh's avatar

LMAO.  Nice story..

 
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@23 your avata/icon is BIGBANG right???? where did u get that??? can u send me the link or send me that phototo my email???  please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
audreymae's avatar

lmaooooo.  funnny smile

 
tofumonkey's avatar

yay poopiness article <3333333 . haven’t had one in a while ):  wonder when andy’s not gonna be a single man o: .

 
squ!shy's avatar

nice story LOL you have been MIA!
i am sorry Andy, but the whole solo thing doesn’t work well for you.

 
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LOOOL at the mom story i was like WHAT digress much!?

 
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this “jumper” guy is hot!

 
kittykat's avatar

Hahahaha! I’m very sorry for you.

 
xWNY's avatar

I’m actually more interested in the Jumper boys 0___0

 
tomatomc's avatar

lol what a story

 
vivianlovess's avatar

i think his main problem is that hislooks are not like WOW!
so he fades in into the dancers and if i didnt know who ANDY was i would think that one of his dancers was him and plus wearing the same thing and same color of clothing is never a good idea he should do something like RAIN did for rainism!
but i still love Andy oppa and yes he should be with Solby its a more realistic thing than him saying around that Yoona is his ideal type, he is old now he is no longer young and he needs to get into action, dont get me wrong i love Yoona as well!

 
humorFool's avatar

LMAOOO Long time no see Poopiness. You need to write more articles! :DDD

 
BeSerious's avatar

When I look at Andy, he epitomizes everything I hate about certain entertainers. He comes out on shows and releases albums for the sole purpose of working and having a job. He shows absolutely no enthusiasm whatsoever and constantly looks tired and uninterested. He sucks the living force out of me. Andy - if you are just really tired then take a break, if not, find another job.

 
BBSHINKI's avatar

what andy needs to do is CALL SOLBI. xD

 
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The song is alright. Don’t really like the fact that the singers & dancers outfit all look exactly the same D: Then the singers don’t stand out at all, & it doesn’t give them an jump out effect. Feels a lil’ plain plain same same thruout the entire perf. ): I still prefer Andy’s 1st single (: Awesomely love it ! Shinhwa Hwaiting ! Andy Hwaiting !!! :D

 
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dude I wanna see more of Jumper instead of just Andy and the dancers. Jumper seems like a cool duo so stop making them feel like just Andy and the dancers.

 
kinella's avatar

Poopiness rules

 
barca_manunited's avatar

hahaha..hilarious.

 
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hahahah. <andy3

 
vipwong's avatar

LOL your story is so jokes!!

 
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