HAHAHAHA.  It blows when nonsensical english lyrics come up randomly in a song, especially a song which you were liking and feeling, then suddenly comes the “you wanna ride my pony, thats right, no baloney” kind of lyrics.

I give this article a 10/10.

newyork-Yeah, but I think they’re actually trying to make it respectable now.  I think.

mk23-Seriously, it just ruins the song for me.  I would almost rather have them just jibber jabber to the beat than to mutter a terrible lyric.

:o

inflo-I’m not sure what that means exactly, but it sorta sounds positive so i’ll take it.

yo you know, lets try some noise bet.  lolololoolololol

DBSK - O It’s supposed to be noisy beat

WTF! HOW COULD YOU MISS H.O.T! they had the wrost english lyrics ever!!!!

jason-I apologize.  My female source on all the boy bands was never into H.O.T., therefore I did not get the scoop on them.

:o

High-Five of Teenagers FTMFW

lol… i’ve always thought those two lines in anymotion were horrible.  you’d think with all the americans that SM has in their company someone would say something about those lyrics. even now SM still produces some horrible lyrics. dbsk has some other winners like “yunho lets try some noise beat”

LOLLLLLLLLLL<3 chad

Does anyone else think the Anymotion video is racist? they used black people in the shop lifting scene.

lol… that video is hilarious

im full korean, but can speak only broken korean. i came to the states when i was 3, im slowly getting into korean music/entertainment, but damn, i cant believe this is true. its laughable!! “Come into my member, please come into me” wtf!!

question. why do they even have english lyrics/titles in korean songs. are the korean lyrics this bad in korean ballads?

its strange they plagerise the beats/music but they dont steal the lyrics

LOL WTFZZZ Hyori. I wouldn’t be surprised if she wrote that part herself.

LOL! Can’t stop laughing. I’m a DBSK fan, and have heard many hilarious lyrics from them. Not to offend some fellow fans, but they need to consult an fluent English speaker before they finalize their lyrics. All those literally translated lyrics’ killing me!

ahaha! i *finally* signed up.
DUDE!! your articles are too short!

“you see this way. it’s looks like purple line. let me introduce myself” -DBSK
“yo youhno, let’s try some noise beat” -DBSK
“never lies to be your mind got to be true” -DBSK
“if you wanna man like a stronger” -shinhwa
“i wanna make you to be my girl” -shinhwa

Pretty much every song that comes out of SM should be proof read for quality control there- hell ask Tablo 2 proof read your shit.

Also- i didn’t think Eric had any credibility as a rapper. Doesn’t he mention something about a toaster in some song?!

DON’T STOP THE WAY! DON’T STOP THE WAY!

p.s. i love allkpop. its daily visit for me =)

i understand this one “ Let’s have the stash, keep the heat on a dash, it’s simple math, front get one of the ass. “ . Rappers call it multi “ ash-ash-ath-ass “ , sometimes it doesn’t make sense. But when you write a lyric for a Rap song without multi , we know your skill is so bad ^^ .

i liked ses’s twilight zone and BoA’s miracle

OMG WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?! I HATE YOU! I am in the school library and I’m laughing my freaking head off! AHAHA!

I’m surprised there isn’t more Dong Bang Shin Ki. For some reason they seem to trust Yoochun to handle the English language with care, but he comes out with things like, “Let’s make some noisy beat”, not to mention the entirety of “My Girlfriend” (even though I don’t know if he wrote that).

I think some good Engrish has been provided by Super Junior in their song L.O.V.E: “Do we have to spread out for you? I don’t think so. We have to spread out for us!” Maybe it makes grammatical sense, but does it make logical sense? No.

lol, the Hyori one was scary -"Come into my member, please come into me.” loll!!!

and the shinwha one… -"Let’s have the stash, keep the heat on a dash, it’s simple math, front get one of the ass.”
What the HELLL!!

oh and i remember that episode of south park. The supposedly woman was actually a man.
The scissoring part was disturbing. Wow, alkpop is like the vulgar or evil side of popseoul.

heeeh

I don’t understand why SM put out so many bad sets out lyrics when they still had human spellcheck a la Brian e_e

Oh yeah

P.S. Hyori is a hoe <3
Even the english translations for her Korean songs don’t make sense… Perfect example is NOYE (a.k.a. slave).

-sLaVe

No lie..
I have to agree with you that the English lyrics
were corny!!!! made me laugh.
you made me laugh so hard.
I still love the songs that Shinhwa sings.
they really addicting despite their broken English.
love the south park picture.

PUAHAHHAA omfg so funny
but i like eric tho!

HAHAH i think the worse lyric i’ve heard was from DBSK’s purple line

“I REALLY WANNA TOUCH MYSELF.”

wut the hellllll!???!

HAHAHAHAHA
this made me laugh soo hard.

ohh well theres “Red Sun” by 2006 SM Town. Yoochuns part,"no way, oh your move, oh its you.” I never got what that meant and it still bothers me

and omg Micky’s “My Girlfriend” song. I had to keep listening to each part he sang more than three times to actually get what he was saying. I liked the beat though hahaha.
I luv DBSK but I would have expected Micky to have better English than that.
I always thought BoA’s engrish was cute too, kensai hahahaha
I still luv BoA though. I think shes gotten better though.

10 out of 10 article!=]

waah! i can’t even understand what they meant! =)

Kensai ~ you are ONE FUNNY man. Because of you I actually took the time from my lazy-@$$ lifestyle and registered. Just so that I can tell you how hilarious this article is! Now that’s achievement!
I seriously don’t know how is it possible that amid SO MANY Americans, the Engrish only seems to worsen. I’m a huge TVXQ fan but I gotta say ~ DANG! They’re making me look bad…