8 Faces Even a Mother Can’t Love
THERIPPER in Rants on Feb 04, 2008 - 12:34 AM – 7366 Views – 140 Comments
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8 and 7. Ha Joo Yun and Seo In Young of Jewelry
Faces you definitely don't want to remember in the morning, one looks like a horse, the other a dyke. Ha Joo Yun, I'm deeply upset that a girl with such a spectacular body is also plagued with such an ugly face - she's definitely a butter face (lamens terms: everything but her face). Seo In Young however pulls in ahead, or rather below by looking like a dyke; Harisu looks more like a girl than this nasty pole dancer. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a sausage surprise in Seo In Young's panties. Regardless, I have such low standards that I'd still bang them, after all beauty is just a light switch away, right?
6. Tei
We are no longer alone in the universe, Tei is living proof that there are aliens amongst us. If there is ever a sequel to E.T., they can just use this
5. Bada formerly of S.E.S
How did Bada, this cute girl transform into a cafeteria lunch lady? It's actually quite scary how someone so beautiful could turn so ugly in such a short period of time, she transformed from a Ferrari to a Pinto. The other S.E.S Girls are still fairly attractive, but what happened to Bada? It's a mystery, just like the meat she serves in the cafeteria.
4. Shin Dong of Super Junior
Buffet owners' hearts freeze when they see Shin Dong coming through the door. Who's idea was it to bring him into the group? The only thing Super about this tub of lard are his Super Sized Meals. I'm pretty sure if you squeeze his man-boobs, milk will come out.
3. Kim Jin Ho of SG Wannabe
Kim Jin Ho of SG Wannabe can definitely hold a note. However, with his North Korean hooker image and his craptastic facial expressions of "I'm about to sh*t my pants," he takes home the bronze. With that said, I'll admit Kim Jin Ho actually has talent, but with what God giveth, he taketh away in the looks department. If ugliness were bricks, he would be the Great Wall of China.
Ugly collage:
2. Rain aka Bi
Since when were pineapple haircuts in
1. JYP aka Park Jin Young
The root of all ugly lies within this Bulldog / Sloth (Goonies) look-a-like. It was a tough decision choosing between our
Caption variations of your favorite uglies that didn't quite make the cut:
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Feb 04, 2008 - 12:58 AM
Ha Joo Yun - For sure Ha Joo Yun looks like a horse! Wait .. that’s being too nice! LOL .. Her face is TOW UP TO THE FLO’ UP! Even make-up can’t hide her hideous face
Tei- NO WAY! He’s such a cutie!!! He does not look like an alien! LOL.
Kim Jin Ho - I think he looks like Shrek for some reason! LOL.
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:05 AM
Gotta love the pictures… what a good man whoever made em.
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:06 AM
What does Rain’s hair have anything to do with his face? That’s purely an illogical critique. Go back to school. embarassing.
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:09 AM
^ So you don’t see the resemblance between the pineapple & his face in that picture? I don’t see how that is an illogical critique.
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:09 AM
embarrassing* typo.
however, you could have said he got squinty eyes O_O
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:09 AM
totally with you on #1. seriously, i know the man has talent but he should get a body double and just work his magic back in the studio >_<
i don’t think seo in young’s FACE looks that bad. yes, she got a tragic haircut, but that has little to do with her actual face (though i totally agree that the overall package is ruined)
i think tei looks dead up like gollum!
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:10 AM
Well, Rain is pretty ugly, but the hairstyle just makes him THAT much uglier
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:10 AM
isnt JYP’s face like a gorilla? neverless its still ugly. =] and that SG Wannabe guy is esp. ugly, he should open his eyes. lasty, since i am a suju fan i like shindong, he’s cute. but he just has some bad habits i guess.
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:14 AM
i definitely agree to those 7 people except for Rain, he’s cute and no objection please....
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:16 AM
In that picture, Rain does look like a pineapple!
Whoever doesn’t see the resemblance is .... blind LOL.
LOOK AT THE HAIR STYLE!! LOL Oh man ...
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:27 AM
How did Bae Seul Gi and Psy get left off this list?
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:27 AM
And when was Bada ever cute?
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:29 AM
^ http://www.allkpop.com/images/uploads/articles/20080204_bada_beforeafter.jpg you don’t think she looked cute there & in her S.E.S. days?
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:30 AM
I don’t have to argue with you that Rain is ugly. That’s your own damn opinion and you’re entitled to it fully.
Although I have to say the “face” only covers the area from the forehead down to your chin (the anterior side of your head). Thus, your comment about his hair is cannot relevant his face.
Saying something on his “face” would be more logical like his eyes, as I mentioned earlier.
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:34 AM
commenting on his eyes is beating a dead horse. the article is about 8 ugly faces, yes, but hairstyles can make or break a face as well… i think you are reading into it too literally. but anyway, feel free to make sure every i is dotted and t is crossed, i’m sure theripper will appreciate it…
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:35 AM
4,3,2 are 3 of the hottest dudes in alllll of kpop
boo on you
Rain is gorgeous, Jinho is hott, and Shindong is absolutely adorable and charming!!
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:36 AM
From an encyclopedia for the term Face: The face is the front part of the human head from forehead to chin including the head, hair, forehead, eyebrow, eyes, nose, cheek, mouth, lips, teeth, skin, and chin.
Even if you want to exclude the hair, the shape of his head & the bottom of the pineapple is similar.
Feb 04, 2008 - 01:51 AM
YAY another satire!
LOL yeah hair DEF makes a HUGE difference..
hahah looks like an ugly north korean hooker funny cos its true..
why doesnt jyp get surgery? i mean he subjects his minions to surgery yet hes got the uglies face of kpop..
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:03 AM
RAIN isn’t ugly ¬¬
JYP is UGLY!!
well beautiful is subjective
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:12 AM
“feel free to make sure every i is dotted and t is crossed, i’m sure theripper will appreciate it… “
I wouldn’t have to do that if you would just get a freaking editor. Hey, sign me up! just kidding.
By the way, that pic of Rain was taken in 2006. excellent update.
I personally don’t think ShingDong is THAT ugly. He’s just overweight and ate too much hamburgers.
JYP is expected to be the ugliest; he’s the oldest. People ages, ya know?
you should have use the other picture of JYP. It’s definitely funnier.
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:22 AM
DLM- S.E.S came to my dad’s restaurant in Korea for our grand opening as part of a promotion, back when they were first starting up. I met them and she was NOT cute whatsoever. Sitting next to Eugene didn’t help her either. And my standards aren’t even that high.
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:24 AM
I think JYP needs to get beat with that stick again for coming back.
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:27 AM
i think people can be way to shallow with the appearances.
jinho is so talented you can see past his appearance. shindong can’t even sing or dance, hes just a comedic figure
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:30 AM
loraborax3 you have no clue what youre talking about
shindong can dance circles around those scrawny boys in his group so please stfu
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:43 AM
i love jinho no matter what. i think he’s sizzzzling cute XD
Shindong is cute too, but he def. needs to shed a few pounds. And why he’s in Suju again? “SUPER"(size) junior???? errrr
I don’t think Tei is that bad… maybe b/c i’m too into his husky voice. Love love Tei’s voice. LOVE IT!!!!
Rain get uglier due to his hairstyle.
JYP’s face is hideous, his dance, style and perf. are peverted. He’s the right choice for the first spot.
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:51 AM
I agree with kpop_rubba. I’ve never been impressed with Suju and hate their music but when I seen shindong performing on shows like heroine6 or xman he was always the better dancer.
Just goes to show what people class as talent, judging by a few of the comments boy groups should just be cuties and not talent. This is why I have more appreciation for SG Wannabe (despite their terrible name) than ‘cute’ boy groups like DBSK and Suju.
Feb 04, 2008 - 03:14 AM
I have to say that I agree. JYP is f-ing ugly. So ugly that...well, it hurts to look at him. And, that is one screwed up picture of Rain. Mayba that’s just his hair. Who the hell cuts their hair like that and thinks they can get away with it? Aish...sheesh, rain rain go away…
Feb 04, 2008 - 05:49 AM
Most of these people don’t look half as bad as you say they do. While others, I’d have to agree with. This post kinda harsh. For once, I don’t find your humor funny at all. Just plain rude.
Feb 04, 2008 - 06:33 AM
I think how ugly they might be, what counts is their talent.
Feb 04, 2008 - 09:01 AM
JYP… Like his music, and only his music.
I actually don’t think Kim Jin Ho looks THAT bad; I’d take him over Rain any day (only so he can sing to me~).
Feb 04, 2008 - 09:18 AM
I thought that Rain’s “pineapple” hair was bad; until I saw his hairstyle during a China performance in Sept 2007. The pineapple suddenly looked fabulous.
Feb 04, 2008 - 09:29 AM
park jin young look so bad face that’s mother cant love
Feb 04, 2008 - 09:34 AM
I’m a guy, and whilst I agree with that people like Kim Jin Ho and JYP defo deserves to be on the list, i think putting Tei and Rain on is rather harsh =/
Feb 04, 2008 - 09:55 AM
People like rain. Kim Jin Ho doesn’t look good, but he sings really good.
Feb 04, 2008 - 10:33 AM
I think Shin Dong is CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s so adorable.
But yes, the rest are ugly. ESP. homeboy Park Jin Young. Plastic surgery couldn’t save him :(
Feb 04, 2008 - 12:55 PM
Haha this very funny to read.
Feb 04, 2008 - 12:59 PM
JYP takes the cake in this competition!
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:22 PM
ahhahahhahhhahah
gosh....AllKpop you made me laugh so hard
that I fell off of my bed.
I do agree on some of the artist
but some are okay looking
I don’t really want to say who is the ugliest..
it’s kind of mean
anyways i had a good laugh
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:30 PM
JYP is pretty damn ugly. Everyone looks good standing next to him.
Feb 04, 2008 - 02:39 PM
ooow. Well, appearance is not all. Talent doesn’t need to be handsome or pretty ! But well I dont’ know most of them so I cannot say if they got talent~~
Feb 04, 2008 - 03:17 PM
puahhaa this is so jacked..but true..."what god giveth,he taketh away”..hahha..of course looks arent everything
Feb 04, 2008 - 03:32 PM
Jyp is good but ugly
Feb 04, 2008 - 03:39 PM
OH yay! I love controversy <3
Ewwwwwwwww bada.
-sLaVe
Feb 04, 2008 - 04:09 PM
Bi Rain definetly needed to be on there, but i don’t think Tei is that ugly, LOL, i think he should have been at least number 8. (^_^)
Feb 04, 2008 - 05:19 PM
lol and the top honors goes to pinky and the brain
Feb 04, 2008 - 05:36 PM
LoL I agree with JYP, but the others don’t look ugly to me, especially ShinDong (he’s hot, man!).
Feb 04, 2008 - 06:29 PM
Aw rain isn’t ugly! He just happens to have a funny haircut.....
Shin Dong is just a bit chubby. xP But yeah JYP is pretty ugly lol
Feb 04, 2008 - 07:01 PM
i don’t think shindong is that ugly. or the girls in jewelry..there are just better looking people haha. but what a bad picture of bada!
Feb 04, 2008 - 08:02 PM
Shindong is cute! I like him chubby =]
Feb 04, 2008 - 08:02 PM
Hey Theripper :D
Umm.. they all look much better than you do :D + they’re much more popular and loved than you are :D Your mother must judge her sons and daughters by appearance.. no wonder you’re so screwed up. Does she look at you and wish she should have givin head? LOL!!
ALSO: Shin Dong is seen as one of the most prettiest guys in Super Junior :D
Also, Kim Jin Ho is like.. really cute now. when the hell were these photos taken?
Park Jin Young is F****ng popular and respected. Rain was rated the most beautiful person in the world, Tei is sexy.
There are uglier people to put up here you you haven’t. please rewrite this.
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