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Posted by AllroyHavok0 pt Wednesday, April 15, 2009

TVXQ's garbage is up for auction

When I say garbage, I literally mean garbage. TVXQ / DBSK / Tohoshinki’s used items from the hotel they stayed at in Nanjing, China for their “Mirotic” concert appeared for sale on the internet recently. After TVXQ checked out of their hotel in Nanjing, the staff charged a fee to let fans get a glimpse of the individual member’s rooms. The hotel staff then sold used items from TVXQ’s rooms to the highest bidding fans. It’s unclear whether the items up for sale on the internet are leftovers that are being sold by one of the hotel staff, or if they’re items that fans are reselling. Jaejoong’s empty bottle of Hennessy Junsu’s pen Image Concert schedule Image Room list (list of which rooms TVXQ and the tour staff were staying in) Image Yoochun’s hotel registration Image Image Junsu’s mini bar bill Image These items were listed with the others, but they didn’t have pictures available, so I’m speculating that they were already sold: Yunho’s used towel, Jaejoong’s unwashed fork (with visible food residue), and Yoochun’s unfinished bottle of Evian water. I think this is about as hardcore as it gets. A fan has to draw the line somewhere, and I think wanting to own your idol's trash is a little overdone. Besides, who really knows if this junk is legit? Uh… forget what I just said. I happen to have the best item of them all. It’s a super special collectible that any TVXQ fan would want to own. It’s…a…wait…let me think… It’s a huge turd dropped by the man himself U-Know Yunho, and it's got chunks of corn in it and everything. I have it in a vacuum sealed bag so when you open it, you can take in the fresh aroma of one of Asia’s #1 idols. The starting bid is $1000 USD. Anybody want it? Damn… I’m a shitty scammer, pun intended. I didn’t think one of my dog’s monster loads would pass for one of Yunho’s good as gold logs anyway. You can’t blame a guy for trying.

  1. TVXQ
  2. DBSK
  3. TOHOSHINKI
  4. CHINA
  5. NANJING
  6. GARBAGE
  7. AUCTION
  8. CRAZY FANS
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