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Nichkhun has the Loch Ness Monster as a pet?!

by poopiness on November 23, 2009 at 12:33 pm

Netizens deserve to be paid overtime because they seem to be working extra hard lately. After exposing G-Dragon at MAMA, they’re already at it again. However, this time they have uncovered something even bigger, much much bigger. Finally, the elusive Loch Ness Monster has been found, and it was not in a lake in Scotland.

All these years of fruitless searching and it turns out that Nichkhun has been keeping the monster as a pet all along! Well either that thing is the famed Loch Ness Monster in his pants, or we have just uncovered Thailand’s best kept secret. Either way, I’m definitely going to start telling people that I am Thai from now on. I’m tired of being called “Teeny Peeny!”

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Nichkhun & IvyNichkhun & Ivy

Okay, before all you girls start calling Nichkhun a pervert, you have to first know a few things about the male species.

First, 99% of us have absolutely no control over what goes on down there. That thing has a mind of its own! Granted it only has one thing on its mind, but nonetheless, a mind of its own. Even worse, it insists on coming out to play at the most inappropriate moments, and it will be more than willing to challenge your authority if god forbid you try to suppress it.

Second, if it’s round and jiggly, guys will not be able to look away from it. It doesn’t even matter what it is, as long as it’s round and jiggly. They can try and fight it all they want by conjuring up images of their grandma, but their eyes will still be glued to the object that is round and jiggly. And poor Nichkhun had TWO things that were extra round and jiggly all up in his face during that performance with Ivy. Any guy in Nichkhun’s position would have suddenly found that they too were keeping the Loch Ness Monster as a pet.

However, we must also recognize that Nichkhun’s rather unabashed bulge could just be the fold of his pants or a trick of the lighting. After all, that performance was full of very questionable moments.

For example:
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Nichkhun & IvyNichkhun & Ivy

Oh come on! Now it’s just getting ridiculous!
Nichkhun & Ivy

And just for fun, here’s a bonus clip where Wooyoung was caught feeling Nichkhun’s heartbeat in all the wrong places. I guess Wooyoung took the saying that “a man’s heart is in his pants” a little bit too literally. The magic happens from 0:11 to 0:13.


Thanks Howla for the tip and CodeMonmonSeason5 for the video.

Now calm down Hottests, don’t start squealing in glee just yet. That clip was purely the result of a bad camera angle.

However, Nichkhun’s bulge incident is a different matter. What would you rather believe? That it was all just a trick of the lighting, or that your cutie Nichkhun is actually a beast? Yea… I thought so.

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  1. iiMireu - June 4, 2010 at 4:58 PM | #
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    ROFL. Such a turn on <3

  2. SimplyShinEE - April 25, 2010 at 1:04 AM | #
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    Wow….
    she hardly has pants on
    -.-”

  3. kuux71 - April 22, 2010 at 3:24 AM | #
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    Lolz this article was really amusing… but I’d like to think that it was only bad lighting cause really, it doesn’t seem natural… even if….he really does have a “lochness monster” I mean… isn’t that a little uhm… Idk how to say this, it’s pretty uncomfortable…. Well bottom line, I’m thinking it’s way too bulgy and round to be… ahem….the “lochness monster..”

  4. anjoola - January 18, 2010 at 6:00 AM | #
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    hey its not nichkhun’s fault, shes the one who was wearing full low cut clothing ==”

  5. mediocreatbest - January 18, 2010 at 5:40 AM | #
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    The article was so enjoyable! HAHAHA.

  6. lucky - January 11, 2010 at 4:23 PM | #
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    mmmhhh…I’m jealous

  7. mellymoe - January 9, 2010 at 3:52 PM | #
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    this is… wack + laughed for 5min.
    i’ve never liked ivy, only her previous songs.. not her. and this is a bit too much.
    seriously? I think she looks like the witch in snow white and that she is going to rape nickhun.
    to me, at the “concert”, she’s an evil old ahjumma-witch who’s trying to seduce nickhun with her handmade-magical-hypnotize-Boobs and she succees.
    and then, nickhun falls into a deep hypnosis and thinks she is hot. = boner for some time after..

    deng, this didn’t make much sense but… it’s true.

  8. MrCKDexter - December 26, 2009 at 2:17 AM | #
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    ROFL
    Seriously dying here

  9. Snowiie - December 22, 2009 at 7:15 PM | #
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    this article should move the category to WTF category xDD

  10. Kimchi555 - December 20, 2009 at 1:13 PM | #
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    OMG!! lol Nichkhun is that u!? lol
    and is lil khunnie alrite !? lmao!!!!!
    Seems to me that the lil monster lol is an attention whore LOL…….no……. an attention man tool whore kekeke
    This article is hilarious lol
    Poor khun

  11. L0VEis2pm - December 12, 2009 at 7:43 PM | #
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    ahahhaha! poopiness you are just too funny XD i’m thinking it’s just like the fold of the pants or lightings idk..

  12. sunshineeeast - December 6, 2009 at 3:31 AM | #
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    i really thought it was about the loch ness monster and then asked “why would the monster be in korea. it’s in scotland”. =.=

  13. denizo - December 2, 2009 at 11:27 AM | #
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    lmao, caught on camera , poor him lololol. :x

  14. abysss_09 - November 30, 2009 at 12:44 PM | #
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    rofl!!!! this is so epic win!!!! congrats poopiness!!!!!!!!!! on one forum i said: “it is not gonna be sex on stage this year right? what can be hotter than T.O.P and Hyori kiss?” man i wouldn’t ever know how right i was then!!!! well, at least it was a imitation of sex lol!

  15. chyeahhxKAITY - November 29, 2009 at 3:22 PM | #
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    LOLOLOL aw nickhun<3

  16. loveholic - November 27, 2009 at 3:54 AM | #
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    @280, it’s not the camera angles, 275’s post clarifies that. xD LOL, I kinda feel dirty posting here. xD

  17. tikus - November 26, 2009 at 10:10 AM | #
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    i think it’s all the camera angles..i mean how can sumting so small buldge that obvious..

  18. 7744 - November 26, 2009 at 5:04 AM | #
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    I’ve just feel sorry for khun so I search articles about him and found thisXD
    Poopiness is hilarious but all comments here are even funnier XXXD you guys are pervertttt
    I saw Wooyoung boner on starking and taec’s too. I think I saw a clip of Jay’s too (with sunye, mann) 2pm is like a bunch of pervert guys now XD
    you win poopiness

  19. MaVivienne - November 26, 2009 at 12:56 AM | #
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    LOL!!!! nietznes arel ike on it

  20. KamikaZe - November 25, 2009 at 9:03 PM | #
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    mmmhhh…
    =.=”

  21. iope - November 25, 2009 at 6:47 PM | #
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    I’m pretty sure a guy wrote this article. Lol. Protecting a man’s pride.

  22. uussa - November 25, 2009 at 6:10 AM | #
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    You should’ve used these images too ;]
    http://i47.tinypic.com/244yv4i.jpg
    http://i46.tinypic.com/2z7immf.jpg
    http://i46.tinypic.com/30kx18o.jpg
    While it was just a performance for Ivy, it sure had an effect on Nichkhun, he looked like he was trying really hard not to look like he was totally enjoying it!! Hahahaha!!! That thing stuck around for a while after the performance. Poor Khun, if I were him right now, I’d die from embarrassment! XD

  23. padawan - November 25, 2009 at 4:29 AM | #
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    Additional.. she has good voice so she don’t have to ruin her image with too much sexy acting. Hope she will sing more ballad song.

  24. padawan - November 25, 2009 at 1:34 AM | #
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    One more thing I have to say…
    In audience’s position.
    The choreograph is very dirty (esp. the hitting legs part),
    you can ask men who watched this performance about the body language.

    And even the most famous sexy star of Korea never do this (Hyori),
    why she become famous with out this? Ivy have to learn from it.
    Can it be the personality? sense of humor? etc.

    The producers should change their mind doing things more moral.
    Kids also watch, if it became an acceptable behavior what will happen?

  25. yoosujaeminho - November 25, 2009 at 12:18 AM | #
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    OMG I LOL-ed so friggin’ hard! XD hahahaha interesting article :))

  26. Rina_ - November 25, 2009 at 12:14 AM | #
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    Omfg!

    LMAO

    I am just so… *speechless*

  27. kanginoppa - November 25, 2009 at 12:09 AM | #
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    Ahhh poor Nichkhun….
    But what if it’s not a boner?
    ;~; He must seriously be living in hell if it’s not.

  28. xsharetheworld - November 24, 2009 at 10:21 PM | #
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    WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF BIG ASIAN COCKS. Who knew it would happen???

  29. Jesca - November 24, 2009 at 9:12 PM | #
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    Aww poor Nichkhun!!!
    I still think he’s innocent and kind.

  30. aikofury - November 24, 2009 at 6:19 PM | #
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    Just looks like a crease in the pants to me.

  31. baubrey1001 - November 24, 2009 at 6:07 PM | #
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    omg the pictures creep me out. shes like grope /attacking him.

  32. Muraki_ - November 24, 2009 at 4:06 PM | #
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    LLLMMMAAAOOOO!~
    i burst to laugh readin it! XDDDDDDDDDDD
    i was all eyes on da cough cough area…..i guess dat really does make me a perv! o.o ROFL!~
    not ma fault…u r indeed a hottie-cutie my Nichkkhun!! LOOOOVE him! <333333
    AWESOME article.......
    BUT.....
    dat freakin @#%@%$# Ivy~! get away from my Nichkhun!!! >.<
    Ivy u r soooo freakin lucky i wasnt there!!! *dead serious*

  33. IcedLemon3d - November 24, 2009 at 2:22 PM | #
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    He IS a man after all.
    And I mean come on, those things were THIS close to poppin out!

  34. zerohundred - November 24, 2009 at 1:34 PM | #
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    When I first saw this, I thought, “If Khun doesn’t get into this, there is something wrong!” XD I mean, even if it’s a professional thing, Ivy was pretty in-his-face.

    I have to say though, I’m SURE JYPE was aware that this could happen, so they probably took precautions. In that case, it’s not likely to be what everyone thinks it is.

  35. Marciaaa - November 24, 2009 at 12:30 PM | #
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    Bwahaha LOL

  36. Sand11 - November 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM | #
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    WOW BIG XD

  37. AngelerthandeviL - November 24, 2009 at 9:10 AM | #
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    haha.. this article is so funny.. & the video.. rofl..

  38. Moe Nanba Ikuri - November 24, 2009 at 9:06 AM | #
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    c’mon, let him feel that he’s huMAN :)

  39. kittinii - November 24, 2009 at 8:31 AM | #
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    Awwwww nichkhun <333
    haha. poor thing. ]:
    he is a man though, I could see why that turned him on. XD

    still no reason to hate ivy though.~

  40. pink_pot - November 24, 2009 at 7:11 AM | #
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    rofl.

  41. aiba - November 24, 2009 at 6:25 AM | #
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    ok…
    we can’t blame him
    after all his still guy
    it’s Comfortable hahahahha
    nick<3 love u

  42. nics_khun - November 24, 2009 at 5:50 AM | #
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    LOL! i still can’t figure out if that “THING” became like that at the performance. but i think it’s just because of his pants!! too loose…OR maybe that’s just normal..
    anyway he watches PORN!! i’m sure 2pm watches that kind of stuffs….^o^

    i was very surprised at this article!! i really screamed very loud after seeing the ——-photo!!

  43. SuPm--noriEE - November 24, 2009 at 5:21 AM | #
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    piskot oi!
    hahaha!

  44. CharismaDoll - November 24, 2009 at 4:53 AM | #
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    omg
    the pictures…..=/////=

  45. Fanatic - November 24, 2009 at 3:17 AM | #
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    One thing for sure, I think Nick might be enjoying this. ;D

  46. SCREAMxKIDDO - November 24, 2009 at 2:48 AM | #
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    if you look at the photos with them in the boat and then look at the 2nd photo, you can see khun’s head in ivy’s chest!!! he must be having fun… the last pic is damn disgusting… whats wrong with ivy’s mind???

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