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Eru Has Big Dreams

by johnnydorama on March 6, 2008 @ 1:21 AM (EST) · 12 comments

Eru Has Big Dreams
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Eru and Choi Song Hyun

Eru admitted he has a crush on announcer Choi Song Hyun.

On a recent episode of KBS 2TV’s Sang Sang Plus, Eru the musical underachiever, spoke about his stalker achievements in pursuing his obsession, Choi Song Hyun.

This self-educated stalker, spoke about how he was able to retrieve Song Hyun’s digits from an unknown third party vendor. Unfortunately, the little man has not grown a pair of balls yet, thus he has been patiently waiting for his seeds to sprout, prior to giving the woman a call.

Instead of focusing his efforts on his lack-luster musical career, Eru has decided to pursue a career in stalkerism – he fails in both however. According to my stalker handbook, announcing your intentions to the public is the first thing not to do. Rather, you need to be a very smooth operator. This involves a roll of duct tape, some rope, and two sprouted balls. Oh, and don’t forget to dream big.

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  • 12

    LMAO!!! poor Eru but yeah admitting stalkerish fanboy tendencies will kind of make u look a little foolish

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  • 11
    lol

    Someone please tell me why stars have to “announce” in public who they like instead of doing it directly to the person? Kinda defeat the purpose of having a private life doesn’t it?

    imo most of these people are just doing it for publicity

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  • 10
    gw

    is an announcer like a news reader?

    i’ve got a school boy crush on cnn’s betty nguyen…

    but stalking is for losers…celebrities talking about stalking is like taping a “kick me” sign to one’s own back…

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  • 9

    ^-^

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  • 8

    oohh… they both have a fetish for long earrings…ahhh.
    i suddenly want one too.
    =}

    ^ that looks reatrded, right? lol

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  • 7

    at least the girl does not look that ugly.
    eru looks predator-ish. i have to write that down.

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  • 6

    Eru is cool.

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  • 5

    His songs are nice to hear once, then boring. Sometimes I want to listen more of his songs, just to see if he can sing more than familiar-melody ballads. Well, I never have my mood ready to do so.

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  • 4

    LOL!

    Someone please tell me why stars have to “announce” in public who they like instead of doing it directly to the person? Kinda defeat the purpose of having a private life doesn’t it?

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  • 3

    It´s ok
    Eru needs love =o

    and yeah she is pretty!

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  • 2

    She’s pretty.

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  • 1

    LOL i have know idea who he is but i hate him already

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